meanwhile had realised her mistake in trying to talk to Al's nether regions so she was having another go at getting through to Andy. Andy however were down pit
where he was having an interesting discussion with ....
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meanwhile had realised her mistake in trying to talk to Al's nether regions so she was having another go at getting through to Andy. Andy however were down pit
where he was having an interesting discussion with ....
A little slow CB.
"Leave my penis alone!" and swooped down knocking semen to his knees. Penis thought he might take advantage of semen but instead he....Quote:
Originally Posted by bitingmidge
Yep Midge beat me by seconds. However, I couldn't be ars*ed deleting it.Quote:
Originally Posted by HappyHammer
Rememberd the Olyimpics, and decided to watch Beach Voleyball, as the ladies competing had their cossies disapearing right up their.......Quote:
Originally Posted by HappyHammer
Well I hope that this has answered your question, the aim is to add to a story and make it interesting. The correct question is not what are we on about, but what are we on?Quote:
Originally Posted by Andy Self
Feel free to join in - it helps if you are feeling a little silly.
(as long as the little silly doesn't mind)
Sorry for the interuption lads - back in to it.
................up their .... hidden valley. The prostrate seaman stains, abandoned by Penis glanced at the whore
"For me?" she gushed at Penis' retreating back, "perhaps you can teach me of wood?" her eyes devoured the seaman.
Seaman Stains staggered to his feet, reached for a belaying pin .......
...and Shoved It Right Up....
Which he deftly inserted into his lathe and grabbing his trusty parting tool he ...
Bugger, trumped again :rolleyes:
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into the hand of Semen Stains and said "Use this to satisfy the alien whore, she likes it when you....
...use the incorrect pronunciation of...
(where is Col when you need him?)
... Woger the Cabin Boy ...
..which got Penis excited immediately. Standing up straight he started and immediate search for the cabin boy. Meanwhile Semen was wooing the whore, "Wight then my pwetty how about a....
Cuppa tea and a biscuit? Then we'll take you home to meet mum.
She'll be most impressed by those huge.....
...and juicy...
mangoes that you got for selling your ...
..self to any Extra Terrestrial with a shiny coin and a....