Mr Harry McPotter! Remove ye invisibility cloak now!
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Mr Harry McPotter! Remove ye invisibility cloak now!
Well what did you expect?? A cobra??
OR.............
Scottish Snake Charming (Och, it's too expensive to keep a real snake)
OR.....
If I take my eyes off it, it will strike.
McDougall, the Drum-Major, was totally confused by his inability to get his mace off the ground.
The band, as a practical joke, had filled it with rare 'earth' magnets.
"Yep. Looks straight to me. I'll take this one!"
"I'll clear this thing with a standing jump and hope it doesn't end up in me kilt"
I don't know why the brothers gave me a walking stick with and ash tray in the end? I don't smoke!
Now ya see it, now ya don't... :rolleyes:
Cupid comes a cropper with a chopper in Afganistan.
It slices it dices it flocks the feathers
Look! ......is it a bird? .....is it a plane? no, it's, well, it was a bird!
and as a symbolic gesture they released the white dove of peace as they flew off from another successful mission
Blackhawk down!
Due to some idiot leaving the door off, the company mascot, Ernie the Emu, makes a dramatic escape.
Unfortunately Ernie, in the heat of the moment, had quite forgotten that he can't fly.
I got a good couple of giggles over my shoulder in this lot. :2tsup:
Once more it's a toss up... TL's got an instant guffaw from me, but I think Rotten_66 can take it this time.