his pants down and ...
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his pants down and ...
smiled knowingly and exclaimed......
...you've got plenty to live for I'll introduce you to my friend Dirk....
... ". 'Dirk' was a 12" ...
...Band Saw....
.. cunningly disguised as a 12" pianist, the result of a fundamental error on the part of a hearing-disadvantaged leprachaun some years previously. Dirk had never really managed to overcome the social stigma of his diminutive stature, despite ...
his wooden
...approach to life, which limited his opportunities for....
..getting any....
... horse - one of a pair owned by himself and another little boy from his youth who was now off riding with the cavalry with a strange 3-legged man called Jake. The wooden horse was tall enough to raise him up to eye level, which made it easier to ...
It's a photo finish for the triffecta!!
Pick up the other little boy on his wooden horse
..the chainsaw chick from the latest edition of Aussie Wordworking came through and chopped them into pieces with her new stihl. Standing legs apart she....
reminded them of someone who could roger the cabin boy in a way that would make his eyes pop out of his wooden...
..head, hang on Woger has morphed into Pinnochio. Anyway the chick or chic as AW calls her decides to wreak a little havoc with the chainsaw and...