Not a joke. Just a bit of fun.

Falcon - to be exact... http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/biggrin.gif

Customline http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/biggrin.gif - not a bomb

twin spinner (showing age)

Split personality!

Knuckles http://www.ubeaut.com.au/smileysex5.gif

Bananas

Yellow.

Bent.

http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/frown.gif

copper

cooper

Mini

H one T

Hot

Rod.

Rod.
(Like your tree Iain !) http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/biggrin.gif

limp http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/frown.gif

Patella

Nutella

"Nutters !"

Hackers

China vs America. ( apprantly they are having a hacking war this week..... )

Up close and personal, with axes I hope. http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/mad.gif

CHOP

STICKS

brinkers

yonnies

yowies

Bunyips

Myths! http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/confused.gif

Mrs

The Green Mile

Green Dream

The "Jolly Green Giant"
(Over to you Doorstop!) http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/biggrin.gif

Sikorsky (sp)

sick 'orsey (au)

sea 'orsey

Mermaid

mere maid

Meter Maid

Needa Maid !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(Don't tell Missus)

Neil YOung