Stop it Cedric. I thought you agreed not to do this anymore. It distracts the people from my glorious physique and attire.
Printable View
Stop it Cedric. I thought you agreed not to do this anymore. It distracts the people from my glorious physique and attire.
From SHMBO: See I can do hornstands
Breakdancing bulls now play an important part in the pre-fight entertainment.
"OK Ferdinand... when you're quite ready, do you think we could get on with the tauromachy ?"
You can't believe that photo! I think it's just a tall tale. Or is that why they call it stake.
Ooooh, my head hurts:o
Michael Jackson teaching his new pet bull "Fluffy" some dance moves.
Have a go Pugwash!Quote:
Originally Posted by pugwash
A bit late, I know, but these ideas don't come along very often :rolleyes:
Hey diddle diddle
the matador's little
the bull fell over his head
the matador laughed
to see such fun
but now the Matador's dead...
Cheers,
Dave
Compose that in the night did you?:DQuote:
Originally Posted by Ozkaban
Acshully not bad. :rofl:
That limeric deserves a greenie for effort
I have 2 and 4 y.o. daughters... making up silly words to songs is what they do best!!! I just try and pick up some pointers along the way :D
Cheers,
dave
A matador, name of Fred,
Tipped a big bull on its head.
Said "What a jape,
Just the flick of my cape
Of that horrible, bloodthirsty red".:U:U
For your kiddies:2tsup:
:brava::brava::brava::brava::brava:
ye gods, what have I started :doh:Quote:
Originally Posted by Lignin
Nice one though Lignin!!!
cheers,
Dave
Its amazing how useless talents come into their own when you have kids.:D My hubby's really good at making up really annoying songs. :doh: (That's what you get when you marry a composer. "Beautiful" music ALL DAY. :C:D )Quote:
Originally Posted by Ozkaban