"I say darling, do you know, they say that by the year 2009 the corner shop will have 98 different kinds of bread? And 14 different makes of tomato sauce? Do you think we'll really need all that? And don't get me started on the sausages!"
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"I say darling, do you know, they say that by the year 2009 the corner shop will have 98 different kinds of bread? And 14 different makes of tomato sauce? Do you think we'll really need all that? And don't get me started on the sausages!"
Oh, we're terrrrribly "House and Garden" at Number 23!!:2tsup::2tsup:
Yuh want fries with that??:~:~
Well. I did say that I like teeny weenies.
Rough times in Toorak.
"No darling! I really don't understand why Gourmet Traveler didn't like the idea."
My dear, those buns are perfect!!:B:B
Gordon Ramsay was just as charming when he was a young man.
"Do ye want a @#$#$% sausage on ye @#$% bun ye wee %$#@"
Hmmm, toss up between Groggy TL , Pug and Lignin :rolleyes:
take it away LigninQuote:
Originally Posted by Lignin
Do me a favour, please Lady Grey.Computer illiteracy has caught me again!!
:rolleyes: Geez! Isn't there a 10 year old you can ask.:doh:Quote:
Originally Posted by Lignin
OK! I'll have a look. :sigh:
:D
Dimitri didn't think it was at all funny when his comrades glued his shoes to the ground,
but when they put the vodka out of reach that was just cruel.
"Being cramped up in this tiny little box is making me cross!"
After a lifetime spent tramping through his native Carpathians, the flood-plains left Mikhail feeling awkward...
Shortly after the start of his long overdue shore-leave, Seaman Rejkovic was heard to explain: "But Officer! I'm not drunk! This damned ground keeps staying still!"
Hmmm... it looks like Petja is still having trouble adjusting to the surgical removal of his hunchback. :rolleyes:
As the ray's of sunlight struck his feet he froze as God spoke
and said "Hey man wash your feet they stink"!!!
Or
When sun shines out the officer's aceole no one moves