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27th July 2004, 10:37 PM
RETIRED

HAHAHA!!!!!
27th July 2004, 10:45 PM
bitingmidge

:eek:
28th July 2004, 12:07 AM
Honest Gaza

Quote:

Originally Posted by Driver

This is getting painful, fellas!

I agree with Driver....anyone know where duckman lives ? :)
28th July 2004, 05:02 AM
Bob Willson

Yeah, bloody good idea . That'll teach the bugger for asking such a stupid hard to answer question. If the answer turns out to be something like grass I would like his (Duckman's) full name and address so that I know where to send the stink bomb to.
28th July 2004, 08:03 AM
Ivan in Oz

He's gotto be a West coaster,
most of US Others;
the Frustrated ones; are Easties,
moreso Qlders.

Count

OR does
IvaninOz sign off better,
Unfortunatly, I'm the only Ivan in Millmerran,
but then Millmerran is quite remote for most?!
28th July 2004, 12:16 PM
duckman

Quote:

Originally Posted by Honest Gaza

I agree with Driver....anyone know where duckman lives ? :)

I do, but I'm not telling.
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
28th July 2004, 12:18 PM
duckman

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bob Willson

Yeah, bloody good idea . That'll teach the bugger for asking such a stupid hard to answer question. If the answer turns out to be something like grass I would like his (Duckman's) full name and address so that I know where to send the stink bomb to.

Sheesh.... should be getting worried? :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
Are you planning to have me done away with, 'gangland style'? :) :) :)
28th July 2004, 12:20 PM
silentC

OK, I declare you "King of the Quiz Forum". So now you can tell us the answer and we can move on. :)
28th July 2004, 12:20 PM
duckman

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ivan in Oz

He's gotto be a West coaster,
most of US Others;
the Frustrated ones; are Easties,
moreso Qlders.

Count

West coaster indeed!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

I'll have you know sir, that I was born and bred on the east coast. East coast of Australia that is.
:D :D :D
28th July 2004, 12:22 PM
duckman

Quote:

Originally Posted by silentC

OK, I declare you "King of the Quiz Forum". So now you can tell us the answer and we can move on. :)

I wasn't looking for accolades, SilentC, just wanting to pose a riddle/quiz question that would provoke some thought. :)

Does everyone agree with SilentC and would like this question to be answered?
28th July 2004, 01:13 PM
Ivan in Oz

I'll vote with my silence.
I will not be happy either way.

Devil and the deep blue
Rock and a hard place.

Count
28th July 2004, 01:55 PM
Honest Gaza

Yes....and it better be good.
28th July 2004, 02:01 PM
duckman

Quote:

Originally Posted by Honest Gaza

Yes....and it better be good.

Define "good" and I'll get back to you.
:)
28th July 2004, 08:14 PM
Ivan in Oz

GOOD:-

""""Something that is good.
A good, valuable, or useful part or aspect.

Blah! Blah! Blah!

Able to elicit a specified reaction:
He is always good for a laugh. """"

THAT had better be the case this time :mad: :mad:

NOTHING mentioned about Frustration
or Hitting ones forehead with open Palm.

Count
28th July 2004, 08:44 PM
hexbaz

Quote:

Originally Posted by duckman

Does everyone agree with SilentC and would like this question to be answered?

Yes! I have had my thoughts provoked enough.:D
29th July 2004, 04:48 AM
Bob Willson

I already said yes!
29th July 2004, 09:51 AM
bitingmidge

Hmmmm.... I fear the menu for lunch may feature Peking Duckman!

:D

P
29th July 2004, 04:29 PM
craigb

Quote:

Originally Posted by duckman

Does everyone agree with SilentC and would like this question to be answered?

I think it's fair to say that

WE GIVE UP

So put as out of our misery and tell us the answer. :)
29th July 2004, 04:48 PM
Honest Gaza

C'mon man....get it over with.
30th July 2004, 03:12 AM
hexbaz

It's either such a huge anticlimax that he's too embarrassed to divulge it, or he just enjoys keeping us in suspense!:mad:
30th July 2004, 09:45 AM
Ivan in Oz

Quote:

Originally Posted by hexbaz

It's either such a huge anticlimax that he's too embarrassed to divulge it, or he just enjoys keeping us in suspense!:mad:

I seem to read "Keeping"
as

KILLING

Ivan, waiting in Patience
30th July 2004, 10:38 AM
duckman

And the answer is.......

A hole in the ground. :) :)

You see me here,
You see me there,
You see most anywhere,

They are all around us. Granted, most are currently occupied by things like pipes, foundations, pits(stormwater type drains etc) etc etc, so they are everywhere.

I can never be hidden,

You can't hide a hole! With modern technology such as that used by geophysists, archeologists etc., no matter how many centuries have passed since a hole was back-filled, the fact that a hole once existed in a particular location can be detected without having to resort to excavating the area.
Fans of history doco's which typically screen on SBS and the ABC will have seen this work being performed.

What am I?

So now you know. :)

Hope you enjoyed this riddle as much as I enjoyed presenting it to you.

Now its someone else's turn to be on the receiving end of threats of bodily violence, being cooked and eaten and put through a shredder. :D

Hooroo...

I'm off to Rio for the winter.
30th July 2004, 11:11 AM
hexbaz

A hole! OK - I guess you win. :o

Here's a quick and easy one for you....

Rearrange the letters of 'BEFORE NICE TURN' to give the name of a classic movie.
30th July 2004, 11:54 AM
bitingmidge

BEER ROCEN UNFIT

I haven't seen it myself, but from the title it could be good.

p
30th July 2004, 11:59 AM
bitingmidge

Recite Boner Fun????

P
30th July 2004, 12:02 PM
duckman

Assuming the title doesn't have to be three words like the clue then my answer is "Brief Encounter" :)
30th July 2004, 12:03 PM
silentC

Murder on the Orient Express?
30th July 2004, 12:03 PM
Bob Willson

Just before we answer that question hexbaz, would you mind telling me where you live duckman, as I would like to send you a bottle of wine or something for that enthralling and devilishly tantalizing puzzle? :) :) :) :)
30th July 2004, 12:04 PM
bitingmidge

FBI REENCOUNTER??

Oh I give up...for hours of fun go to the Wordsmith Anagram Server and have a play!

Cheers,

P
aka DEBITING MIG
:D :D :D
30th July 2004, 12:05 PM
silentC

Debbie Does Dallas?
30th July 2004, 12:06 PM
duckman

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bob Willson

Just before we answer that question hexbaz, would you mind telling me where you live duckman, as I would like to send you a bottle of wine or something for that enthralling and devilishly tantalizing puzzle?

Bob, you're cracking me up. :D :D :D

You are joking right? Just like everyone else was joking about burning me at the stake etc etc? :eek:
30th July 2004, 12:07 PM
duckman

Quote:

Originally Posted by bitingmidge

FBI REENCOUNTER??

Oh I give up...for hours of fun go to the Wordsmith Anagram Server and have a play!

Cheers,

P
aka DEBITING MIG
:D :D :D

Ooooh... that would be cheating midge.
:)
30th July 2004, 12:09 PM
silentC

BRUCE FIRE TENON

I think it's a kung fu woodworking film about a tall building that catches fire?
30th July 2004, 12:10 PM
HappyHammer

BENEFIT COURNER, where the unemployed that can't spell wait for a handout....

HH
30th July 2004, 12:11 PM
silentC

Quote:

Originally Posted by DUCKman

Bob, you're cracking me up

err, shouldn't that be 'quacking me up' ?
30th July 2004, 12:14 PM
Eastie

https://www.ubeaut.biz/smilebash.gif(Duckman is the one on the right :D )
30th July 2004, 12:14 PM
bitingmidge

Quote:

Originally Posted by duckman

Ooooh... that would be cheating midge.
:)

Ok without any cheating:

The Sound of Music.

P :(
30th July 2004, 12:16 PM
duckman

Quote:

Originally Posted by silentC

err, shouldn't that be 'quacking me up' ?

Groan!!! :eek:

Not a bad pun though. :)
30th July 2004, 12:17 PM
duckman

Quote:

Originally Posted by bitingmidge

Ok without any cheating:

The Sound of Music.

P :(

ROFL
:D :D :D
30th July 2004, 12:20 PM
silentC

FIBRE ENCOUNTER

A story about a young man's obsession with the fluff in his belly button?

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