..........Woody the woodworker from Goodwood........
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..........Woody the woodworker from Goodwood........
. Woody's best mate Edwood WoodWood who came from Blackwood had a ...
rather disturbing case of splinteritis which...
which is deadly to alien whores. These multi skilled wenches of the nether regions need a real ......
....wooden...
shoe
because the leather ones are no good for...
...farnarkling with a......
.......condition like acute angina but nevertheless.............
...thought Susan...
..."I need a coffee" she said to the gathering in her bedroom. So she put on some clothes and jumped in the car.....
.. and headed off to buy a Breville ESP4 - $67.99 in K-mart 15% off sale - which she'd heard such good things about. On the way, she had a head on collision with a truck carrying cheap coffee machines and died instantly. Meanwhile ...
...her husband and the milkman were caught comparing woodies by the man from the milk board, who pulled out a gun and shot them both as they had been involved in a weird love triangle all along. After killing them TMFTMB....
was overcome with remorse so he shot himself as well.
Oh no, is this the end of the story ?
The family dog walked in on the scene in the bedroom, cocked his leg and...