Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.VII

I nail sticks together

With a nail.

well I don't nailem with screws

nail that screw, tote that bale...

The new roof fan is leaking, so I hope it doesn't hail!

Hail Caesar!!

beware caesar the ides are coming ( 16 days )

high tide or low tide?

depends on the moon

:bartmoon:

Brown Bomber

grey nurse

grey water

Grey area.

grey power

grumpy old men (and women)









PS Why do married men die younger than married women?





Because they want to

I'm not grumpy. Its my normal face.:(

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Originally Posted by jmk89

PS Why do married men die younger than married women?
Because they want to

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I Married men live longer then single men. So its probably still a good option. :D Conversely single women live longer than married women. Go figure huh!!!

snow white

Wicked witch.

fun and games

Swings and roundabouts.

What comes around goes around

Hurdy Gurdy

Irkin Gurkin

Don't speak with your mouth full! :~

Showy Misher Schew:D

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Originally Posted by funkychicken

Showy Misher Schew:D

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:hahaha:

OK . Now don't do it again. Off you go now.:D

and get those swimming trunks repaired

Torn budgie smugglers?

damaged equipment

blunt hammer

blunt instrument

the chisel you leant to your SIL

...which was then borrowed by her husband, who used it to remove tiles in the bathroom

oh brother

where art though


( SIL was for son in law )

The son-in-law had a husband who was the brother of the person who loaned the son-in-law the chisel?

I art lost and confused!

Hello Lost and Confused, I'm Tea Lady!:D

"Hello Lost and Confused, I'm Tea Lady", said the bald, tattoed and bearded man who I was interviewing for the position of Lifeline Counsellor, and I thought to myself, "...perhaps not!"

mabye