Hemorrhoids, be gone!
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Hemorrhoids, be gone!
Not being able to find his broom, Eddie the Witch grabbed a chainsaw ...
Time to call it I think. "NEVER mix alcohol with stihl-nox................"Quote:
Originally Posted by doug3030
All yours doug3030.....
Wow! I've never won before!Quote:
Originally Posted by beer4all
Probably because deletes all my best entries :roll:
Try this one I found at short notice but please try to stay away from the obvious...
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Cheers
Doug
"I'm really looking forward to seeing his python tonight."
Sorry, was that too obvious?
Cutting off my fruits was bad enough, now they've gone too far...
Fifi's plan to check out her on line date by going in a disguise didn't work out. There was no-one else at the rendesvouz except a small giraffe.
'hope the groom doesn't have dog's breath!
Who would marry that bitch?
He better not be dog tired tonight!
Don't know what the obvious is,but that's got to be the ugliest bride I've ever seen.
Remind me to never catch the bouquet again.
Hope the groom is not a seeing eye dog
Nice dress, shame about the Barqa though...........
Time to close this one off. I hope it is not too soon for anyone but I might mot get a chance to get online tomorrow and best to finish early rather than drag it on.Quote:
Originally Posted by AlexS
I will give this one to Alex. I read the news story he linked to about the python and the dog just before I found the photo and I was wondering what the python would make of it, and really the rest were a bit on the obvious side.
So take it away Alex.
Cheers
Doug