The Matrix Redubbed
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The Matrix Redubbed
The Magpies take off.
Yet again chairman Mao, manages to convince the masses that gravity really is a Western plot against the communist dogma.
Mao's new MEGA-megaphone was proving succesful
With practice in full swing, the coach thought he could secretly let one rip.
We Japanese freefall experts don't need parachutes
You Idiot! I said 'Flying Lotus', not the 'Flying Locust'
After seeing Matt Giteau score a try the Chinese Rugby Union immediately amended the national team training regimen
Off you go Wouldwood! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Woodwould
aww I missed it.:C
:think: Is that your caption? As in "missed the ground"? :rofl:Quote:
Originally Posted by mic-d
Go on! Have a go anyway! :D
Woo-hoo!Quote:
Originally Posted by tea lady
It's an obesycle!
Leroy...unaware that Shirleen had quietly snuck on the back, was wondering why the steering felt a little light.
:whs:Quote:
Originally Posted by pugwash
I just dunno darl, them theres dealer told me this here E.V. Would go 30 miles an hour and go 2 hours a charge. Blardy lyin barstids...
Leroy was starting to wonder if he had been over feeding the monkey on his back! :blink:
Photo just before the driver was pulled over for not displaying a wide load sign.
CHeers
Michael
Darren and Sharon commandeer the nearest vehicle in an attempt to outrun the flying cow.
NASA's new Mars Rover is currently undergoing the most stringent testing regime ever devised.
Hey darl, the tyres are staying up with that new aerosol gap filler you used.
Dunno why they kept going flat.
The power to weight ratio of the new methane powered buggys has to be seen to be beleved:cl:. The bigger the bums the more methane, the more methane the more power!! SO much power:burnt:
It's got a willy!Quote:
Originally Posted by pugwash
"Dangnabbit!" said Tex, as the chair's batteries gave up their last spark. "How the hootin' heck are we gunna git t' that thur gymnayzeeyum now?"
I told you Billy-Bob, you come too far, there ain't nothing but booze and coffee down here, the lard shop is back the other way, now turn around!
Cheers
Michael
:thyel: On you go!Quote:
Originally Posted by Sawdust Maker
Me?
ok
We'll stay with the transportation theme, how's this?
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Congratulating Mr. Austin Sprinkler (centre) on the opening of his novel car wash is Mrs. Gerty Puddlemuck (left) and friend.
So you're James Bond?! I thought you always wore slacks and a sports shirt?
They're in my other car, the one that floats.
"It won't start. I think it's got water in the carby."
No!!....I clearly said car pool...Why don't we car pool....
:clap3::U
When I tried to start it, the engine caught briefly then it flooded and stopped.
Concept cats that never quite made it:
"Mazda MX-Dive"
Finding Limo
Cheers
Michael
Glug!
.....but Honey! ....... How did you get it through the gate? :think:
Lucky you missed the pool furniture, that chair would have been difficult to get out of the pool. :think:
Shiela was starting to get a bit concerned about the amount of condensation dripping out of the air-con
I said that with the new hydrogen fuel cell, that it runs on water. I didn't say anything about UNDER water.