when after the consumption of a little too much alcohol he found himself on his hands and knees in a public convenience experiencing that same choking feeling although as it turned out he was lucky Cyril was there to take the matter into hand;)
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when after the consumption of a little too much alcohol he found himself on his hands and knees in a public convenience experiencing that same choking feeling although as it turned out he was lucky Cyril was there to take the matter into hand;)
He noted that Cyril had nice smooth hands unlike his rough splinter filled hands and thought to himself I hope I never lose any of my fingers, Cyril likes the roughness and thinks it is rather manly.
Unfortunately for Al the loss of his...
dignity matched the loss of his didgits. Cyril meanwhile had had the presence of mind to call an ambulance on his mobile. EEEAW... EEEAW.... went the sirens ....
this of course was just about more than Susan ( remember her? page 12 ) could bear
Her jealousy of Cyril became obvious and she now sought a way of.......
enticing him to
take her in to the workshop and show her the new bench which had as yet not been christened. She was quite prepared to.....
apply the final coat of ...
KY jelly to the
KY jelly to the
door handles to keep anyone out so she could concentrate on the task in hand...
which was to reclaim her "man" from the clutches of that smooth skinned...
Cyril....
the slimy...