no probs bullfright.
"The Navy comes up with a modern nautical version of the Tojan Horse, with mixed results"
Cheers,
Dave
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no probs bullfright.
"The Navy comes up with a modern nautical version of the Tojan Horse, with mixed results"
Cheers,
Dave
I have to go into dry dock, its's very painful, my squeeker is blocked!:-
what happens when imperial plans are converted to metric.
Cheers
Michael
During testing it readily became apparent that the Navy's new Stealth Cruiser wasn't quite as inconspicuous as originally hoped...
A new cruise line has made a play for the animal lovers dollar, initial reports say it is overrated and not what it is quacked up to be.
Green Peace has decided to go the way of the Troy idea in its relentless pursuit of Japanese Whaling ships.
It also hide them from further attack by the French
They might be able to shoot whales, but they will never bring themselves to shoot my rubber duckie.:cool:
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Hello Ma, I think I wet my pants!
"Hello is that the weather bureau" "you got it wrong again"
"Hello? Is this the coast Guard? I'm trapped in a flood and need help getting out."
"No problems sir, we'll send our latest rescue boat in to get you. You wont miss it sir, it looks like a large, yellow rubber duckie..."
cheers,
Dave
Organising the Queensland Forum get together
:clap:Quote:
Originally Posted by Gra
Yes, very clever.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ozkaban
Someone from northern NSW asking if he can come too.
I have to go dear... no really...Yes well I do try and see it from your point of view. Well you should try standing in my shoes... although it wouldn't make any difference, you can talk underwater... Nothing dear...
Cheers
Michael
Hello NRMA/RACQ? My car isn't working.
What Seems to be the problem?
I'm pretty sure it's water in the carburettor...
Hello? Vic Government? We have your water. If you ever want to see it again leave $5million in used, unmarked bills in...
Hello dear, you didn't chain up the dog before you left home this morning did you?
Ohh operator, I would like to be making a trunks call please. Yes, Yes, I am most definatly in my trunks. :rain2:
Hello? Is that the Lake Torrens weir? I think I've found your water.
In my best London Bobby accent.
Righto, righto, what's going on here then? Not much eh? OK, move along, move along...:)
(that's not a caption)
(Can you tell it's a rain day here in Brissie?)
Cheers
Michael
hmmm, we're waiting on the outcome of two simultaneous ones too! Where are you, fellas?
Cheers,
Dave
Quote:
Originally Posted by Claw Hama
Sorry assumed you had moved on. I liked the two above, but will give it to Claw Hama cause there aint nothing worse than a blocked squeaker:oQuote:
Originally Posted by mic-d
Ok, fasten your seatbelts here is the next one.:?
Ok, now to change the oil.
[best Mrs Kerrigan voice - yanks wont understand, and I wont explain :D] Daaarl, can you move the commodore so I can get to the camira and then take the Gemini?
No worries Luv.
Thats ok it's over my head too, must be for those people who watch TV I guess.
Are ya sure this is how ya s'posed to change the diff?
Well THAT should hold the wall up!!!:o:o
'Coulda sworn the garage door was open'.
I told ya that reverse gear was so low it could climb walls
So THATS what they mean by angle parking!
That bloody wife of mine drives me up the wall.
Well, they told me that I could park anywhere.
well she said your've had a couple of beers so i'll park if for you
hmmph. it's from the movie called The Castle :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Claw Hama
Billy-Bob's last words were "Hey Y'all, watch this!"
Driving in the wrong lane gets you into all sorts of trouble.
Cheers Fred
Hello TomTom? I found a bug in your GPS.
Cheers
Michael
I'm sorry sir, but GPS are not designed to work in between tall, closely spaced concrete buildings...Quote:
Originally Posted by mic-d