were computer controlled. These were exceptionally popular with the ...
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were computer controlled. These were exceptionally popular with the ...
Guilt Hovo? ;)
board members who were just a tad too slow on replying...
How appropriate ;)
an got lumbered by the dreaded administrators who ....
used some lumber to ...
knock some sense into the rest of us who tend to get too wooden at times...
and illogical at most times....
Bobby said:
I wonder if they'll ever manage to get back to constructing a a story?
Crabtree is willing.
Susan is willing
Even Roger is willing.
So...
We have the coalition of the willing........................
Yeah.......................
with that the coalition of the willing set off in their everchanging craft, (under the pretext of saving the universe from the dreaded giant, who weilded weapons of mass deletion) to invade some planet that they thought had a life's supply of wooden....
"Peauff" ejaculated Crabtree, you are not zee narrator I thought youe ware.
Suddenly, Michelle grabbed ...
her trench coat, wrapped it tightly around her and said "Now listen very carefully, I shall say this only once" to which roger replied...
"Speak up. You know I've had trouble with my hearing since that time in the shower with the pope on a rope and the ...
Speak up, Im deef you knew.....!
...wooden
Hey thats not fair, I thought of it firkst.............
Al :(
but the tasty Michelle was impervious to such childish exclmations.
"Unless someone shows some imagination" she exclaimed "Crabtree is never going to acqure his Legion D'honhour (or however you spell it)"
So was the gaunltlet flung down.
Suprisingly, who should pick it up than..
Susan, who we all thought was dead, but be that as it may, She picked up the gauntlet and began rubbing neatsfoot oil into it to....
prime it so that she could make a wish.
"Gauntlet gauntlet in my hand (she chanted)
How I wish you were a man.
For if it was a man you were
Then you'd find that I would ..."
What rhymes with would?
wood. No too easy.
could, should, good. Aha
...make you think we girls are good...
????? thinks whoever is in the plot at this time................
has bin sippin the moonshine..
and tripping the light fantastic.
The Light Fantastic was really getting ****** off at all these people tripping him over all the time. Fantastic decided to ...
have a sex change.................
to do a body building course so that when the next ...
stanza falls
He'll know that he will have the balls
To take the spunky lass Michelle
And show her his ...
person slips in before Ozwinner, he...
time someone tried to trip him/her.
The simultaneous sex change operation and the body building course had a grotesque side effect that ...
almost stopped his rhyming.
However it was not meant to be
Because the Grunt said "HarK" to me ..
you three legged muscle bound double breasted chick/hunk?????.....
Perhaps it was the after effects of the operation, she would never know, but the last four or five chapters of her life had left her quite confused. Her life it seemed had been flashing before her eyes...(How else could she explain all those frenzied and disjointed posts??).
She wondered, was she dying? Or had she become a great political party ready to rise once more to ....
see Antony Green enunciate your obitury. (sorry I'm rhyming again).
So the tasty Michelle said; "Wake up Crabtree you've been dreaming" To which Crabtree replied; "Cherie, it was no dream it was a nightmare"
Just then, there was a sound like "poof" and then ....
... the wooden door slammed open against the wooden floor, which just goes to show that wooden hinges aren't worth spit. In the splintered portal, clad in beautifully polished wooden armour and armed with a frighteningly sharp wooden spoon, stood Sir.......
.
"Now listen to me" he intoned.. "If there's anymore of these shenanigans, well I might just have to join in"
Crabtree was aghast. "Sir Reebo ? ees that truly you?" ....
Reebo replied, watchit Crabtree or you'll lose your green caterpilla and....
..the girl as well...
"Leasing my groon citterpuller would be toolerable!" quoth the Captoon. "Bit leasing the ghoul? That's not fair!"
Michelle was very impressed with Crabtree's obvious distress at the prospect of her imminent departure. She sidled up to him and ...
offered him a jam sandwich from which she had already licked all the jam and also the soft parts of the bread. In fact, it would be a lot truer to say that she sidled up to Crabtree and offered him a crust from an ex jam sanger. However, notwithstanding the state of the aforementioned tit-bit he looked hungrily at the delectable Michelle/Michael? and lowering his mouth to her /breasts/chest he took a large nibble of ..
got down on her knees and began to suck on the extra strong mint that Crabtree had given her.
look at the two of them, Michelle on her knees and Crabtree standing with a funny little grin on his face. This caused to get quite excited and ...