How do you use the forum?

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I don’t work so I can use it all day

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Funny how this question is the only one in Italics. ;)

I don't work due to an industrial accident so i have in a serious manner taken up woodworking as a relief from the boredom by joining the local woodworking clubs.
I try not to spend to much time reading the posts but many times the sun comes up before i know it.
Then shmbo gets up and has the impertinence to tell me to get orf and take her to work.
The impudence of her to disturb me like that!
Can't complain to much as shmbo is the bread winner now.
At least i can get back after taking her to work. :)

Work, play, it's all the same to me!

I too work from home and am able to flit in and out of the forum between phone calls and meetings etc so I use the forum quite a lot. I make a point however of only posting sensible and informative articles that will benefit the less experienced woodworker.
I never partake of political, social,or internetal chit chat and small talk and never acknowledge the lewdness and smut that appears all too often in my opinion as I feel it offends and wastes the valuable time of the purists who enjoy reading genuine woodworking related articles.
I find now that I spend more time looking for and listing said offenders whom I shall report to Mr. along with my recommendation that they be dismissed from the forum thereby giving more quality time to the skilled craftsmen like myself.
Oh yes, you all know who you are so take heed, your days are numbered and will be wielding the forumular axe very shortly. http://www.woodworkforums.ubeaut.com...ons/icon10.gifhttp://www.woodworkforums.ubeaut.com...ons/icon10.gif
Beejay1

http://community.webshots.com/user/eunos9

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Originally Posted by beejay1

I too work from home and am able to flit in and out of the forum between phone calls and meetings etc so I use the forum quite a lot. I make a point however of only posting sensible and informative articles that will benefit the less experienced woodworker.
I never partake of political, social,or internetal chit chat and small talk and never acknowledge the lewdness and smut that appears all too often in my opinion as I feel it offends and wastes the valuable time of the purists who enjoy reading genuine woodworking related articles.
I find now that I spend more time looking for and listing said offenders whom I shall report to Mr. along with my recommendation that they be dismissed from the forum thereby giving more quality time to the skilled craftsmen like myself.
Oh yes, you all know who you are so take heed, your days are numbered and will be wielding the forumular axe very shortly. http://www.woodworkforums.ubeaut.com...ons/icon10.gifhttp://www.woodworkforums.ubeaut.com...ons/icon10.gif
Beejay1

http://community.webshots.com/user/eunos9

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Point yaken Reverend.
;)

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Originally Posted by beejay1

I too work from home and am able to flit in and out of the forum between phone calls and meetings etc so I use the forum quite a lot. I make a point however of only posting sensible and informative articles that will benefit the less experienced woodworker.
I never partake of political, social,or internetal chit chat and small talk and never acknowledge the lewdness and smut that appears all too often in my opinion as I feel it offends and wastes the valuable time of the purists who enjoy reading genuine woodworking related articles.
I find now that I spend more time looking for and listing said offenders whom I shall report to Mr. along with my recommendation that they be dismissed from the forum thereby giving more quality time to the skilled craftsmen like myself.
Oh yes, you all know who you are so take heed, your days are numbered and will be wielding the forumular axe very shortly.
Beejay1

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Oh no, then it would become like a british forum. All posh and proper and so boooring. :D :D :D

It be like killing of the goose that lays the golden eggs or gives out pearls of wisdom. :D :D :D

Peter

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Originally Posted by beejay1

I too work from home and am able to flit in and out of the forum between phone calls and meetings etc so I use the forum quite a lot. I make a point however of only posting sensible and informative articles that will benefit the less experienced woodworker.
I never partake of political, social,or internetal chit chat and small talk and never acknowledge the lewdness and smut that appears all too often in my opinion as I feel it offends and wastes the valuable time of the purists who enjoy reading genuine woodworking related articles.
I find now that I spend more time looking for and listing said offenders whom I shall report to Mr. along with my recommendation that they be dismissed from the forum thereby giving more quality time to the skilled craftsmen like myself.
Oh yes, you all know who you are so take heed, your days are numbered and will be wielding the forumular axe very shortly. http://www.woodworkforums.ubeaut.com...ons/icon10.gifhttp://www.woodworkforums.ubeaut.com...ons/icon10.gif
Beejay1

http://community.webshots.com/user/eunos9

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Wheres me gummies? It is getting deep in here. :rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by Sturdee

Oh no, then it would become like a british forum. All posh and proper and so boooring. :D :D :D

It be like killing of the goose that lays the golden eggs or gives out pearls of wisdom. :D :D :D Peter

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Oh yes Mr Sturdee, you are on the list you Agent Provocateur you and as you will know, very high up on the list. I blame much of the dissent and political diatribe on you,,, where did you go wrong?,,,you showed so much promise once and dare I say,,,you even had great talent. I suspect you were heavily influenced by others who over a period of time dragged you down to their level,,,but now you lead!,,, and with such misguided principles. Its little wonder the wonderful world of wooodworking is beginning to fall into disrepute.
So, action is required and and his infinite wisdom and staunch sense of right and wrong will come to our rescue,,,sort of like an antipodean Sir George in a way really,,,and show us the light once more. Viva la revolutuion, go getem . http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/wa...smiley-010.gif
beejay1

http://community.webshots.com/user/eunos9

Well it's 10:45 pm in Sydney, which must mean it's 11.45 am on a Saturday in the UK.
Why the hell are you wasting your time on an Oz BB instead of being in your well equiped if compact shed? :confused:

Enquiring minds would like to know

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Originally Posted by craigb

Well it's 10:45 pm in Sydney, which must mean it's 11.45 am on a Saturday in the UK.
Why the hell are you wasting your time on an Oz BB instead of being in your well equiped if compact shed? :confused:

Enquiring minds would like to know

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too cold out there mate, besides still finishing off some work in the office and gotta go into Chester afterwards.http://www.woodworkforums.ubeaut.com...cons/icon7.gif Might go out and polish the dust extracter later thoughhttp://www.woodworkforums.ubeaut.com...ons/icon12.gif
beejay1

http://community.webshots.com/user/eunos9

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Originally Posted by beejay1

Oh yes, Mr. Sturdee, you are on the list, you Agent Provocateur you and as you will know, very high up on the list. I blame much of the dissent and political diatribe on you, where did you go wrong? You showed so much promise once and dare I say, you even had great talent. I suspect you were heavily influenced by others who over a period of time dragged you down to their level, but now you lead! and with such misguided principles. It's little wonder the wonderful world of woodworking is beginning to fall into disrepute.

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Beejay, thank you for the compliments, it is much appreciated. However I can't claim all the credit as I have many fellow co-conspirators. :D :D :D I suppose that as Agent Provocateur you'll want to slap me on the wrist with a limp and soggy pancake a la the British style. :D

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So, action is required and and his infinite wisdom and staunch sense of right and wrong will come to our rescue, sort of like an antipodean Sir George in a way really, and show us the light once more.

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Whilst may be antipodean :eek: , a Sir George he isn't. :D I think you put too much hope in to help you for, whilst you may live on the wrong side of the world, only lives down the road from us. :D :D :D

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Viva la revolution.

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Hooray, you're seeing the light, of with the royalists heads. :D :D :D



Peter.

Steady on old chap
Britian is not boreing.
We may be an inbred bunch, but boreing never, just think of some of the things Daddy has said over the years.

God Bless The Mummy.

Charles

[QUOTE=Sturdee]Beejay, thank you for the compliments, it is much appreciated. However I can't claim all the credit as I have many fellow co-conspirators. :D :D :D I suppose that as Agent Provocateur you'll want to slap me on the wrist with a limp and soggy pancake a la the British style. :D

Dont knock it til you try it, I can assure you a good flogging with a limp soggy pancake is just what this forum needs,,http://www.woodworkforums.ubeaut.com...ons/icon10.gif


Whilst may be antipodean :eek: , a Sir George he isn't. :D I think you put too much hope in to help you for, whilst you may live on the wrong side of the world, only lives down the road from us. :D :D :D

As for , I have to say hes proved to be real dispointment to me. He showed his true colours by referring to his "gummies" in his previous response. You turncoat ! They are of course "Wellies" and yes,,,,they too are of course ,,,,British. I'll have to research but I'll be surprised if the pancake wasnt British as well. http://www.woodworkforums.ubeaut.com...ons/icon10.gifhttp://www.woodworkforums.ubeaut.com...ons/icon10.gif

Beejay if the UK is the ants pants why dontcha start an elightened forum over there instead of trying to convert Aussies who know its much better here?? ;)

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Originally Posted by echnidna

Beejay if the UK is the ants pants why dontcha start an elightened forum over there instead of trying to convert Aussies who know its much better here?? ;)

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Bob, ive lived over there and Know its much better than here. Im not trying to convert anyone i assure you, just my adolescent sense of humour i guess,so, sensing ive offended you, I apologise and will not refer to "you know where" again.http://www.woodworkforums.ubeaut.com...ons/icon11.gif .....

I love France as well, but I suppose that's out the question?

As to forums over here, there are as you know quite a few which I did look at and indeed actually joined one. Whilst it was very informative and attended by extremely skilled and experienced members, including one of your own most respected members, I found it to be just a little too conventional for me and thats why I joined your forum. Its got everything a good forum should have, in particular skill, humour, balance and diversity and you cant improve upon that, which is why enjoy it so much.http://www.woodworkforums.ubeaut.com...cons/icon7.gif
Sincerely,
beejay1

http://community.webshots.com/user/eunos9

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Originally Posted by beejay1

Bob, ive lived over there and Know its much better than here. Im not trying to convert anyone i assure you, just my adolescent sense of humour i guess,so, sensing ive offended you, I apologise and will not refer to "you know where" again

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Don't worry about Bob BJ, he's a prickly old fellow (just check his avatar) :D

I for one enjoy your badinage. Keep it up. :)

Cheers
Craig

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Originally Posted by beejay1

I love France as well, but I suppose that's out the question?]

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That depends - what's the question? :confused: If it has to do with pancakes I urge you to be very careful with your answer. :D :D

I'm not upset at all - just pullin yer leg. :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p

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Originally Posted by beejay1

I love France as well, but I suppose that's out the question?

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I've never been to France so I don't know if it's out of the question but I love lots of french things. :D :D :D

For example their wine, their women, their songs, their croissants, their letters and their greatest invention the guillotine. :D :D :D


Peter.

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Originally Posted by Sturdee

. . . their letters . . .

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Good one, Peter. You just snuck that one in there, didn't you? Nearly missed it. :D

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Originally Posted by Driver

Good one, Peter. You just snuck that one in there, didn't you? Nearly missed it. :D

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I was wondering if that would slip through unnoticed. Maybe that term is no longer used? Kind of shows our age, doesn't it.


Peter.

I only use McDonalds internet cafe, god I love big macs :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D