Hello? I think my Tomtom is still not quite right.:C
Printable View
Hello? I think my Tomtom is still not quite right.:C
I got 4 leg drive but, PAW traction!! :o:B
nice pome pugwash, your turn.Quote:
Originally Posted by pugwash
OK. Here's one.
1. The latest "green" car
2. Someone misunderstood the term driving on grass
3. I had one of those, but the cow ate it
Due to spending too many years living in Nimbin, Teza perception of a 'green car' was somewhat unique...
Hi Jims Mowing? Could you mow my lawn on Monday?
Sure, is 12pm Ok?
Yup, where shall I drop it off?
Cheers,
Dave
"Dear, the car's smoking!".
"Course it is, it's what you do with grass".
The newest "home grown" car
Sod it!
Horsepower!
At the garage: No not deisel, no not E10 Ethanol, 4 litres of Charlie Carp liquid furtiliser.
FOR SALE: 100% green, environmentally friendly car. Reason for sale? Every time I pop the fuel cap Hubby plonks in a golf ball...
BYO Bio Diesel
I DID NOT!!
I said "Put it in the carPORT!!!!":~:~
He! He!Quote:
Originally Posted by rsser
Your turn, Ern.
ahem.................Ern?
Looks like Erns mowing the car.
Skew, you were my second choice. Why don't you have a go?
:logic::worthless:
http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i3...ionsforWWW.jpg
Cheers Fred
We can get the horse, but the carts a gonner
Firstly, just tell me the horse was alright!
Cheers
Michael
Hwy! Quit Horsin' around, We've got a bush fire to fight!!!
What do you mean a diamond mine?? I thought you said there were a lot of carots down there!
(...and I was busy practicing my putting. :) )
Quarterhorse? Looks more like a third to me...
Glue pot :D
fireman: 'i hope that white stripe down his face isnt bird poo'
You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it sink!
OK skew you're up
Hmmm...
I used to deliver groceries but got promoted. to body parts.
Cheers Fred
Bring out your dead, bring out your dead!!
Ravi took his next job a little too literally
" this delivery is important and must be delivered with an "escort"
"When I applied for the job as a courier they told me I'd get a company car."
He's your Metalcorp mate!!!:;:;
(Would look better with scattered musical notes, but.....):doh::doh:
Would you trust a man who peddles used cars for a living?
It's pretty ordinary in bad weather, but maaaate, you should see the fuel economy!
Hello boss? I think I have a lead on that recent spate of car thefts....
Gotta give it to Bullfright, with Groggy a close second... :)
Awwww shucks!!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Skew ChiDAMN!!
Actually it just proves that I have nothing useful to do!
Well, now you can make yourself useful and post the next pic... :D