CO's hut straight ahead, ready with the rockets... This will teach him to cancel out leave pass
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CO's hut straight ahead, ready with the rockets... This will teach him to cancel out leave pass
The trials of the new hoverjet are going well
But how come she still can't parallel park?:?
Oops forgot about them.
Navigator "So the CO wouldn't sign your discharge request?"
Pilot "No, but I think I can change his mind about that...."
Did you set the terrain-following radar to sports mode?
Cheers
Michael
I know the instruments are normally pretty reliable, but do you really think we're at 40,000 feet?
Hey Captain, the people down there look like ants from here.
My belly itches and I need to scratch it
There's that little snot with the laser pointer! Fire!
Re F111
Pig's can fly
can be used with 5th letter of the alphabet "DUCK! LOW BRIDGE AHEAD!<o>"
</o>New improved – F111 – now with invisible landing gear<o></o>
Sorry boss, I don’t think I can get this thing any lower without scraping on speed humps
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Aeroplane picture.....
Captain, Isn't the WHOLE plane supposed to be in stealth mode?
I wish they'd make the letters on signposts bigger!
were are you Alex
(Madagascar joke)
Michael wins... :2tsup:Quote:
Originally Posted by mic-d
I like the idea of a 'sports' mode TFR. :D
Your turn Mic.
It exists Cliff. "Soft" or "hard" ride is optional.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cliff Rogers
Yup I know... I've heard the story of it jumping over fences but I bet it doesn't go as low as the pic. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Groggy
here you go
Gordon AwwmegodIcantleggothewire 1983 - 2008. To his workmates at the Lighting and Power Corp, he is fondly remembered as 'Flash Gordon'.
man am i WIRED
Just checking the tension of the flying fox cables India's newest transport system
Bugger...where's my parachute
"Hello, Sir? I represent India's Latest Mobile Phone Co. and I would like to make you an offer..."
"Hello? This is Nigel from Telstra in Melbin, how are you today sir?"
Quote:
Originally Posted by Skew ChiDAMN!!
Righto Skew over to you. nice one btw.:D:2tsup:
Cheers
Michael
Hmmm... this one strikes me as appropriate for this time of year...
On the first day back at work Centrelink were inundated by seasonal Santa's all wanting 12 months on benefits.
Tattslotto erred in announcing the sole winning ticket had "Santa" written on it.
...Are there any women here...?
no no, ahem, cough cough, NO NO
Cheers
Michael
The annual call for a Santa at the playboy mansion has again received a good response
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So that's how he gets to all the houses in one night!
Where's Wally????
there he is
Wheelinround? Looks like you're up!
Sorry about the delay, folks. :-
:doh:
ok gonna have to go find one
"Well Pat, it looks like the North Queenslanders still need to get their outfield calling sorted out, and it looks like a very poor choice of substitute fielder there."
"Yes Jerry, I think we'll see the staple gun for this one"
Cheers
Michael
After much deliberation the 3rd umpire finally gave it out.
"I caught it first - my hand is still on the frisbee..."