Dumb things I've done

Had a friend over a while ago and offered her coffee... I thought I'd pass on the coffee and indulge in a scotch & coke instead.

(yaking and listening all the time)

Boil the water, coffee in the cup, sugar... out with the scotch and into the glass.

(yak, yak, yak... listen, listen, listen)

Off I go to the fridge and get the milk and coke...

(yak, yak, yak, listen, listen, listen)

Naturally, the milk goes in with the scotch, doesn't it?
Because that's where I put it :-

(yak, yak, yak......... silence)

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Originally Posted by Malibu

Naturally, the milk goes in with the scotch, doesn't it?
Because that's where I put it :-

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In my youth, a doctor advised me to mix my scotch with milk due to an ulcer.

It ain't that bad. :p

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Originally Posted by rrich

In my youth, a doctor advised me to mix my scotch with milk due to an ulcer.

It ain't that bad. :p

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I didn't realise straight milk was bad for an ulcer.

once when a mere whipper snapper..

chinese resaurtaunt,

bloke next to me orders the hottest chilli,

I think its sweet & sour. scoop it onto me prawn (*****BIG DOB****)

throw up in the bathroom fo the next 30 mins with exploding mouth.

what a wanka...!!:D

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Originally Posted by imdusty

My friend's Dad found out the preparation H looks like toothpaste when you wake up hung over.

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Yeah yeah I know. Now he's got receding gums and a ring of confidence. :C

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