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In my school days, we had a not very popular teacher that drove around in one of those froggy cars with hydraulic suspension. Citroen? About once a month in my last year there, someone'd lift the front end off the ground and the wheels'd fold underneath, so when lowered back down it was practically resting on the hubcaps. :)
Fantastic engineering design. :rolleyes:
KIWI do you have 12 gauge nostrils? I tried it, and the oysters are too big and break up, what brand do you use?
I had a "Coffee Thief" at work, sharing my tin of coffee uninvited. My leading hand eventually told me about him doing it. His next cup of stolen coffee was a bit of a shock to his system. He had the habit of standing close by me, and drinking MY coffee, to further enhance his enjoyment.
This time, he began licking his lips and he began to pant a bit. I told my leading hand to get his car ready for an emergency dash with this mongrel. The leading hand got worried and quizzed the bloke, and they asked me what was going on as his mouth throat and lips were burning. I told them I'd just stoppped him from stealing . . . for good. The leading hand bundled him off to the nurse, and I went about my job. I eventually told the foreman who asked me, that I had mixed cayenne pepper, black pepper, and Gravox with a third of a cup of coffee to make my own special blend. Very effective, and very scary for him.
Road kill rabbit or the odd rootail wrapped high on a blokes muffler works a real treat.
But not nearly as good as a pack of white bait into a toyotas air con condenser or a kilo pack of mulies(pilchards) strategically placed under the backseat.
I often wonder wether he enjoyed driving in near freezing conditions in the desert with all the windows down.
I was sharing a place with a few blokes at one stage back in my Uni days. One of the guys drove a Suzuki Hatch. For those of you who might not be familiar with them they are tiny and don't weigh much. One time when he had it parked in a single car garage where we lived, myself and a couple of the other blokes lifted it up and spun it around 90 degrees. The result was a distance of only a few inches between the front of the car and one wall and the back of the car and the other wall. When next he headed to the garage to take his car out for a spin we followed him to see the reaction. He called us every name in the book while he did about a 50-point turn to get his car out.
Once we'd seen his initial reaction, if he'd asked we would have happily lifted the car up and spun it around another 90-degrees so that he could drive straight out of the garage. He didn't ask, so we watched him go back and forth for ages slowly working the car around so that he could drive out un-assisted.
At a party make a couple of lammingtons with marmite or vegemite instead of chocolate and put them on a plate with the real ones and watch the reaction as they are eaten.
At a party start talking about mental powers etc.
Then bet a woman $2 you can make her boobs move without touching them.
Hold your hands in front off her moving them around as if your trying to incite movement.
Then reach forward grab them and move them around, say ok I was wrong and give her $2.
(Remember to duck though.......)
Only did it once at a xmas party, was not a popular member of staff for quiet a while, well with the girls.......
When I was at school, we did the same with a teacher's mini. He took it with good grace, so we hapily bounced it out again for him.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mirboo
Another teacher went to get in his car one afternoon, only to find it chock-a-block with tightly rolled up newspaper.
As a party trick, you can make a very interesting, blue punch, coloured with methylene blue and with a bit of dry ice for 'atmosphere'. Flavour it with the goodies of your choice. Watch the looks on peoples faces when they start peeing blue.
Brother in law was alway playing tricks at the RAAF East Sale Control Tower.
Removing the gear shift from my Honda 750 one night, had to ride home in 3rd gear.
Another time they lifted my step thru up onto the top of the tower.
And the best.... Was summer and they started a water fight where we sprayed each other with those pump action water sprays. He did mind get wet as he sprayed me. An hour later the sugar water he had been using had me all glued up.
Ahhhh, Ho Ho Ho
Prawn shells in a hubcap + summer average =35C + 1 to 3 days
Ha Ha Ha
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