Not just by any axe but..........
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Not just by any axe but..........
...the Rippa Rita Slashamatic Special, which as we all know will chop through.....
the "Axe of Deletion".
The Axe of Deletion was forged ages past by an ancient Tribe of Pigmy Bearded Moderators. The Axe has been handed from generation to generation to the Chosen One named . Each successive generation of Robbos have toiled hard to wielding the Axe of Deletion to purge evil where ever they go.
These Robbos are know to the natives as ...
... ( to quote the himself) ... Axe Wielder, Mongrel.
Wonder if it would have been more peaceful for to let a resurected thread continue?
This strange thought floated through the minds of the collective forumites whom contributed to its ongoingness.
Just like an argument over where to locate a store or.......
. . . Where to get the next slab from . . .
When suddenly, from somewhere near Kempsey, NSW came a horrible, deformed creature. Clad in a red flannelette shirt, scratching his beard and telling tales of woe from the trans Siberian Adventure.
"Hovo is dead !" he screamed.
"Felled by the axe of deletion, never to return."
Sadly, however, the force is not to be defeated so easily and the horrible pitiful creature you see before you is his reincarnation. Caliban, the tempestuous beast. Hovo tried to warn you of the dangers of the rip in the fabric of the universe. Now he is its latest victim. Dragged behind a speeding train across frozen tundra would have killed someone less powerful in the force of the rip, but like Roger, he is at his most dangerous when he is dead.
Hovo is gone and only this sad creature remains. After this post no mention will ever be made of the poor fool again.
but then they heard the whisltling of a axe as it...........Quote:
Originally Posted by Pat
. . . decended on the . . .
chooks neck and thought "ahhh Roast Chicken Dinner" for a .....
change. Better than that roast echidna that I'm forced to eat most nights. With that ...
( glad I'm Echnidna and not echidna.)
..... With that had a big GRUNT and .....
...doing as he does when cooking a koala ( so the fur comes offf easily)rolled him in clay and burried it in the hot ashes to cook as a tempting meal for.......
...Zed.... but is it a decoy......
Is a mongel, axe wielding, chimp eater? :eek:
Is Al Mother Teresa in drag (alias Miss M)
HAs anyone seen and Zed and Al in the same room at the same time?
Jaysus H Keeerist .................. LOCKTHISONETOOFERCRYINOUTLOUD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Screamed an ugly old bald man :p from the sidelines, This scurrilous curs keyboard's spacebar had broken from the continuous stream of drivel. Once an adminstrator himself, he fell into darkness when temptation overtook him and the mighty delete axe was wielded in a manor unbecoming an administrator. Since that time he
He can't. It's personal. It's his own thread, and sort of compelling in a perverted sort of way. So if we believe the prudes of the forum, you should be right at home Chris. ;)
For once I agree with Christopha. :eek:
You can't agree with Christopha, it's not a part of your brief.
Carry on with the story folks, it was just getting interesting. :)
As the beast agreed with the cuddly bald fellow, GOD came down and said stop that while smacking them on the back of the head.
The two looked suitably chastised and then proceeded to ..
look for the key to the thread padlock that had left laying around somewhere.
Maybe Craigb had found it and issued a reddy by way of an infringement for leaving such an item of value laying around before passing it to Neil, but who knows.
Meanwhile......
Gentlemen, Gentlemen Please moderate your language, grammar and please cease all of these horrible insinuations about our esteemed, nay, cherished moderators,please, please,please, I beg of you all!
P!ss OrfQuote:
Gentlemen, Gentlemen Please moderate your language, grammar and please cease all of these horrible insinuations about our esteemed, nay, cherished moderators,please, please,please, I beg of you all!
"Yes Messiah" they all cried in unison, "Where shall we P!ss orf off to?"
The Messiah replied....................
"I'm buggered if I know"
owyergoin Notralph
Seen Real Ralph recently
or Notnotralph
or any other trolls
Long live the Real Ralph, long may he quiz us all, Amen.
So the Messiah decided to send the rag tag bunch in search of Ralph, in any incarnation.
It wasn't long before they came across............
Billy Goat Gruff under the bridge,
whose that trip troppiing on my bridge..
... must be a .......
Yep I saw and myself in the same room.Quote:
Originally Posted by outback
Al :confused:
. . . it must be an Al-osaurus Rex, stumping down the way . . .
to his mate Zedasaur who was feeling down because ...
Al and had been in the same rooom WITOUT ZED....
I wonder what they got up to?
if we talk about that the axe might fall...
. . . do we want to know . . . could we deal with the answer . . . what will Zed do now, that Al and are . . .
But we will never know because...
For you to see and yourself at the same time in a room , then it must have been in a mirror but some people don't have reflections,Quote:
Originally Posted by ozwinner
Well turned to Al and said:Quote:
Originally Posted by Grunt
"What is it with you and Grunt anyway?"