-Anything from danoz direct.
-Anyone who tries to sell you 3 sets of knives for the price of 1. (why the hell do I need 45 knives??)
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-Anything from danoz direct.
-Anyone who tries to sell you 3 sets of knives for the price of 1. (why the hell do I need 45 knives??)
(Along the same line as others) Every loose bolt at B's having a sticker on it, that inevitably ends up leaving gunk on the thread.
Telemarketers calling me even though I have a silent number. :mad:
My golf game going downhill quickly since I took a regular 9-5 job.
Buying cheap and nasty woodworking tools before finding this forum and learning better. :(
Craig
Only being able to buy things, screws, bolts, etc, in little packets with not quite enough in them so that you have to buy two packets ... but that does leave you a few spare to drop in the shavings. :D
Richard
gmc & ozito power tools
Hates? I have a but just a few......
Caravans
The morons who tow 'em
Convoys of the poxy things
The caravan towing morons' stupid, pink rinsed bitches with their silly visors
Anything with "Winnebago" stickers on it
Asians in cars
Old farts with Gophers who think the effing things are a car and drive them accordingly
Victorian iced coffee.....YUK!
Southwark "beer"..... HURK!
Brussels sprouts.....BLECHH!
Bull Terrier type mongrels and the Bogans that own 'em
Fat women in mumblers....AARGH!
Fat chicks with those silly midriff shirt things.....SPLODGE!
Mercedes drivers who present Health Care cards
American vineyard and winery owners who have and use Aussie Health Care cards
Kids who 'play' with pedestrian crossing lights.....STRANGLE!
Adults on bikes on the footpath.....BUMP!!
Drivers who park across the driveway.....DENT.....COIN!
WHINGING BARSTEWARDS LIKE ME!!!!!!
:p :p :p :p
Those ads on TV that try to make Volvo drivers look cool. GET REAL!!
People who think the government is responsible for:
- Preventing their kids form being losers
- Finding a job for them
- Paying them if they dont have one (esp single mums of schoolkids)
- Stopping them getting into debt
- Interest Rates
- Paying for their retirement
- Maintaining their standard of living.
And examples of all of those have been seen on this board!
WANTED: One caravan towing moron to compliment my pink rinse!! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Christopha
I must be a happy so and so, I can't think of anything :D :D :D :D :D :D
Ohhhuhoooo.Quote:
Originally Posted by flea1607
Now your for it squizzy.
Al :D
What a load of bull!!!! It's a blue rinse.... I seen it..... :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Tikki
How about ozwinner?? ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by jow104
Al :eek:
Au contraire, you can be happy and still call a dill a dill and a nong a nong (or any of the wonderfully happy names that were coined for similar purpose)Quote:
Originally Posted by jow104
White ants and women who as soon as they get a trolley in a supermarket turn it sideways on in the middle an aisle while they talk to a friend they have met in the place.
I've never seen a white ant swing his little trolley out into the aisle at the supermarket, just so he can talk to his friend.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bob Willson
White ants are quite often know as tourists :(
whingers on bulletin boards.....:p
Cute, cuddly and bald........ and very, very sexy...and very very humble!!! ;)
Don't get around much anymore. Do you?Quote:
Originally Posted by outback
Whingers who quit because of people who don't like whingers/Quote:
Originally Posted by Groggy
:D :D :D
P (who thinks whingers are quite fun really!)
Didn't get around much in the first place :p :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Bob Willson
Did I happen to mention ants
GHEEZ you'se are all a lot of grumpy OLD men (cept for Flea whom I am assuming is a lady, bein Squizzys' definitely better half) & I'm not cause only ants Pess me orf......everything & everyone else I ignore ;) .
Youse got yerself a memory there midge! Sheesh! One off colour comment and I'm scarred for life! Mebbee I should quote you a little, hmmmm....:D :DQuote:
Originally Posted by bitingmidge
I object to the OLD bit...... and the fact that nothing is sacred anymore:rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by E. maculata
Life too short to be Grumpy (or Gumby;) ), don't get mad, get even:D .
Cheers
Old, old? Whatcha talkin' about old?. I ain't old, I's on'y bout ??? well lots youger 'en that anyways
Eddie on Friday night football .....
All of the stupid graphics on Friday night football .....
Billy Brownless.
She hid them Al honest!!:rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by ozwinner
Cheers (being beaten around)
Wongo, If it aint a Cat its a Dog, here's a pick of my pussy.:DQuote:
Originally Posted by Wongo
Cheers
People who park in bus stops
People who park too close to bus stops
People who don't give way to buses when required
People who cut in front of buses before a red light, thinking they stop as easy
Those who don't indicate when changing lanes (Hit one yesterday, reckons its my fault he hit the bus coz his lane was ending, and "common sense" says I should have given way)
'P' platers in performance cars. You aren't skilled enough yet boys, no matter what you think.
Taxi's
Cars in the bus lane
Those who ignore that big sign that says "Do not overtake turning vehicle". I'm gonna get you one day. It's happened before
Pensioners that whine if I don't wait till they sit down before driving off, but then shuffle all the way to the back row
When I run out of 20c pieces
I'm sure theres heaps more, but that about covers it for now
Emptying the dishwasher and finding a dead cockroach in the bottom stariner. :eek: :(
Now I shall add Spiders, esp the mongrel little white striped orb that bit me this arvo while pruning a fiddlewood. Pessing me right orf as my finger is still throbbing. :(
Leeches,
plenty around until I decided to take some photos of them
Now I can't even find one of the little blighters.
Suppose I'll have to go looking for a tree scorpion instead!!
When simple, sensible posts are rewarded with raspberries :eek: without any reason given. :mad:
If posts upsets anyone let them have the courage to critcize them in open forum.
Peter.
Urinating cows and bulls with diahorrea in cattle trucks when following in an open top car (it was 30 years ago but I still remember it).
All the salvagable timber here in tas that gets burned insted of being in my yard to sell to you guys.........
Cheers Tasman
Maybe they were on their way to the Knackery and knew it :D :D :D :D :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Iain
Thanks for a great laugh Iain.Quote:
Originally Posted by Iain
There is the bit about grumpy OLD MEN. Anyone watch the ABC thing "grumpy old men" OLD is defined as 35 - 50. How the hell can someone who is 35 be OLD??
According to government sources a youth is someone who is less than 26.
In the Sci Film "Logans Run" they kill anyone older than 25, take up too much room or something.
Another thing is "Baby boomers" what age are they meant to be??
G'day Ivor,
Actually it was 30 when they were killed. :D
And the government won't pay Old Age pension till ya hit 65 so less than that cannot be old. :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Ivor