Little things that p!ss us off

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22nd April 2005, 02:08 PM
Wongo

-Anything from danoz direct.
-Anyone who tries to sell you 3 sets of knives for the price of 1. (why the hell do I need 45 knives??)
22nd April 2005, 02:17 PM
Stylesy

(Along the same line as others) Every loose bolt at B's having a sticker on it, that inevitably ends up leaving gunk on the thread.

Telemarketers calling me even though I have a silent number. :mad:

My golf game going downhill quickly since I took a regular 9-5 job.

Buying cheap and nasty woodworking tools before finding this forum and learning better. :(
Craig
22nd April 2005, 03:09 PM
Daddles

Only being able to buy things, screws, bolts, etc, in little packets with not quite enough in them so that you have to buy two packets ... but that does leave you a few spare to drop in the shavings. :D

Richard
22nd April 2005, 03:12 PM
Zed

gmc & ozito power tools
22nd April 2005, 03:27 PM
Christopha

Hates? I have a but just a few......
Caravans
The morons who tow 'em
Convoys of the poxy things
The caravan towing morons' stupid, pink rinsed bitches with their silly visors
Anything with "Winnebago" stickers on it
Asians in cars
Old farts with Gophers who think the effing things are a car and drive them accordingly
Victorian iced coffee.....YUK!
Southwark "beer"..... HURK!
Brussels sprouts.....BLECHH!
Bull Terrier type mongrels and the Bogans that own 'em
Fat women in mumblers....AARGH!
Fat chicks with those silly midriff shirt things.....SPLODGE!
Mercedes drivers who present Health Care cards
American vineyard and winery owners who have and use Aussie Health Care cards
Kids who 'play' with pedestrian crossing lights.....STRANGLE!
Adults on bikes on the footpath.....BUMP!!
Drivers who park across the driveway.....DENT.....COIN!
WHINGING BARSTEWARDS LIKE ME!!!!!!
:p :p :p :p
22nd April 2005, 03:37 PM
silentC

Those ads on TV that try to make Volvo drivers look cool. GET REAL!!
22nd April 2005, 04:46 PM
LineLefty

People who think the government is responsible for:
- Preventing their kids form being losers
- Finding a job for them
- Paying them if they dont have one (esp single mums of schoolkids)
- Stopping them getting into debt
- Interest Rates
- Paying for their retirement
- Maintaining their standard of living.

And examples of all of those have been seen on this board!
22nd April 2005, 05:55 PM
Tikki

Quote:

Originally Posted by Christopha

The caravan towing morons' stupid, pink rinsed bitches with their silly visors

WANTED: One caravan towing moron to compliment my pink rinse!! :D
22nd April 2005, 06:14 PM
jow104

I must be a happy so and so, I can't think of anything :D :D :D :D :D :D
22nd April 2005, 06:46 PM
ozwinner

Quote:

Originally Posted by flea1607

Having to put up the HWMBO ranting and raving about losing something that "But I only had it 5 Minutes ago".Him leaving in a puff of smoke from his car only to find the object a hour later exactly where HE left it.

Ohhhuhoooo.
Now your for it squizzy.

Al :D
22nd April 2005, 06:47 PM
Christopha

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tikki

WANTED: One caravan towing moron to compliment my pink rinse!! :D

What a load of bull!!!! It's a blue rinse.... I seen it..... :p
22nd April 2005, 06:48 PM
ozwinner

Quote:

Originally Posted by jow104

I must be a happy so and so, I can't think of anything :D :D :D :D :D :D

How about ozwinner?? ;)

Al :eek:
22nd April 2005, 06:48 PM
Gingermick

Quote:

Originally Posted by jow104

I must be a happy so and so, I can't think of anything :D :D :D :D :D :D

Au contraire, you can be happy and still call a dill a dill and a nong a nong (or any of the wonderfully happy names that were coined for similar purpose)
22nd April 2005, 08:15 PM
Bob Willson

White ants and women who as soon as they get a trolley in a supermarket turn it sideways on in the middle an aisle while they talk to a friend they have met in the place.
22nd April 2005, 08:26 PM
outback

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bob Willson

White ants and women who as soon as they get a trolley in a supermarket turn it sideways on in the middle an aisle while they talk to a friend they have met in the place.

I've never seen a white ant swing his little trolley out into the aisle at the supermarket, just so he can talk to his friend.
22nd April 2005, 08:28 PM
jow104

White ants are quite often know as tourists :(
22nd April 2005, 08:34 PM
Groggy

whingers on bulletin boards.....:p
22nd April 2005, 08:39 PM
echnidna

Cute, cuddly and bald........ and very, very sexy...and very very humble!!! ;)
22nd April 2005, 08:52 PM
Bob Willson

Quote:

Originally Posted by outback

I've never seen a white ant swing his little trolley out into the aisle at the supermarket, just so he can talk to his friend.

Don't get around much anymore. Do you?
22nd April 2005, 08:59 PM
bitingmidge

Quote:

Originally Posted by Groggy

whingers on bulletin boards.....:p

Whingers who quit because of people who don't like whingers/

:D :D :D
P (who thinks whingers are quite fun really!)
22nd April 2005, 09:11 PM
outback

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bob Willson

Don't get around much anymore. Do you?

Didn't get around much in the first place :p :D
22nd April 2005, 10:11 PM
E. maculata

Did I happen to mention ants
GHEEZ you'se are all a lot of grumpy OLD men (cept for Flea whom I am assuming is a lady, bein Squizzys' definitely better half) & I'm not cause only ants Pess me orf......everything & everyone else I ignore ;) .
22nd April 2005, 10:17 PM
Groggy

Quote:

Originally Posted by bitingmidge

Whingers who quit because of people who don't like whingers/

:D :D :D
P (who thinks whingers are quite fun really!)

Youse got yerself a memory there midge! Sheesh! One off colour comment and I'm scarred for life! Mebbee I should quote you a little, hmmmm....:D :D
22nd April 2005, 11:42 PM
vsquizz

Quote:

Originally Posted by E. maculata

Did I happen to mention ants
GHEEZ you'se are all a lot of grumpy OLD men .

I object to the OLD bit...... and the fact that nothing is sacred anymore:rolleyes:

Life too short to be Grumpy (or Gumby;) ), don't get mad, get even:D .

Cheers
22nd April 2005, 11:44 PM
Bob Willson

Old, old? Whatcha talkin' about old?. I ain't old, I's on'y bout ??? well lots youger 'en that anyways
22nd April 2005, 11:50 PM
Sir Stinkalot

Eddie on Friday night football .....
All of the stupid graphics on Friday night football .....
Billy Brownless.
23rd April 2005, 12:45 AM
vsquizz

Quote:

Originally Posted by ozwinner

Ohhhuhoooo.
Now your for it squizzy.

Al :D

She hid them Al honest!!:rolleyes:

Cheers (being beaten around)
23rd April 2005, 12:55 AM
vsquizz

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wongo

-Cat’s hair everywhere
-Cat’s vomits on the stairs
-Cat’s poo on the floor
-Cat scratches all the cedar doors
-Cat food stink the whole house
-Everyone else in the family love the cat
-Cats just being cats

Wongo, If it aint a Cat its a Dog, here's a pick of my pussy.:D

Cheers
23rd April 2005, 02:45 AM
gold leader

People who park in bus stops
People who park too close to bus stops
People who don't give way to buses when required
People who cut in front of buses before a red light, thinking they stop as easy
Those who don't indicate when changing lanes (Hit one yesterday, reckons its my fault he hit the bus coz his lane was ending, and "common sense" says I should have given way)
'P' platers in performance cars. You aren't skilled enough yet boys, no matter what you think.
Taxi's
Cars in the bus lane
Those who ignore that big sign that says "Do not overtake turning vehicle". I'm gonna get you one day. It's happened before
Pensioners that whine if I don't wait till they sit down before driving off, but then shuffle all the way to the back row
When I run out of 20c pieces

I'm sure theres heaps more, but that about covers it for now
23rd April 2005, 12:13 PM
craigb

Emptying the dishwasher and finding a dead cockroach in the bottom stariner. :eek: :(
23rd April 2005, 07:23 PM
E. maculata

Now I shall add Spiders, esp the mongrel little white striped orb that bit me this arvo while pruning a fiddlewood. Pessing me right orf as my finger is still throbbing. :(
24th April 2005, 05:52 PM
echnidna

Leeches,
plenty around until I decided to take some photos of them
Now I can't even find one of the little blighters.
Suppose I'll have to go looking for a tree scorpion instead!!
24th April 2005, 06:08 PM
Sturdee

When simple, sensible posts are rewarded with raspberries :eek: without any reason given. :mad:

If posts upsets anyone let them have the courage to critcize them in open forum.

Peter.
25th April 2005, 09:56 AM
Iain

Urinating cows and bulls with diahorrea in cattle trucks when following in an open top car (it was 30 years ago but I still remember it).
25th April 2005, 11:03 AM
Tasman

All the salvagable timber here in tas that gets burned insted of being in my yard to sell to you guys.........

Cheers Tasman
25th April 2005, 11:16 AM
echnidna

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iain

Urinating cows and bulls with diahorrea in cattle trucks when following in an open top car (it was 30 years ago but I still remember it).

Maybe they were on their way to the Knackery and knew it :D :D :D :D :D
25th April 2005, 11:16 AM
Waldo

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iain

Urinating cows and bulls with diahorrea in cattle trucks when following in an open top car (it was 30 years ago but I still remember it).

Thanks for a great laugh Iain.
27th April 2005, 10:46 PM
Ivor

There is the bit about grumpy OLD MEN. Anyone watch the ABC thing "grumpy old men" OLD is defined as 35 - 50. How the hell can someone who is 35 be OLD??

According to government sources a youth is someone who is less than 26.

In the Sci Film "Logans Run" they kill anyone older than 25, take up too much room or something.

Another thing is "Baby boomers" what age are they meant to be??
27th April 2005, 10:50 PM
Waldo

G'day Ivor,

Actually it was 30 when they were killed. :D
27th April 2005, 10:55 PM
echnidna

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ivor

There is the bit about grumpy OLD MEN. Anyone watch the ABC thing "grumpy old men" OLD is defined as 35 - 50. How the hell can someone who is 35 be OLD??

And the government won't pay Old Age pension till ya hit 65 so less than that cannot be old. :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

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