What was the question?
Actually, I've forgotten what this thread was about :confused:
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What was the question?
Actually, I've forgotten what this thread was about :confused:
Its a thread about what type of shampoo to use on ya dog...but we hijacked it anyway:rolleyes:
Cheers
"dermafoam" you get it from your local vet, it kills fleas and ticks on contact and helps with any skin conditions.. it even smells ok so your pooch can come in da house. I used it regularly with my dog for 13 yrs and his coat was great until the day he died. RIP the dog... :(
its a bit pricey but good - especially if you dont want "odur de Dog" indoors.
You just knew I would return, didn't you?Quote:
Originally Posted by vsquizz
I have finally come up with the one thing that we can petition the federal government to implement, but first I must drag this out a bit.
Go to thread one and then return - do not stop along the way or you will get hopelessly lost.
This concept comes from the great minds of the renowned post hijackers, Scooter, Christopha, Daveinoz, sturdee and all those others that seem to be brain dead and only wait until I submit something before the get on the bandwagon. (insert a nervous giggle here).
Now the concept, are you ready for it? Is your email ready to burn?
Here goes:
Being as the Yanks trained the pilots for the Twin Towers episode I think that John Howard should set up a suicide bombers school here in Australia. We don't want the Yanks beating us at everything they do, do we?
The message should go out (although I think it has already) that Australia is a great place for anyone to set up ethnic gangs and criminal organisations, and that the politicians are all wearing blinkers.
Back to the Suicide bombers school. The middle of the country would be an ideal place to establish the academy - the desert would make the students feel at home and no neighbours would be distrubed by the noise of exploding munitions.
The only criterion for this course would be that no one leaves until they pass the final exam.http://www.woodworkforums.ubeaut.com...ons/icon10.gif
Great idea, I reckon.http://www.woodworkforums.ubeaut.com...ons/icon14.gif
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Peter R.
BUt we already have terrorist organisations, we call them trade unions :D
O.K.
You go first.
Just so the highjacked highjack does not get re highjacked. :D :D
Zed did it help with your skin condition ? :D Is that why you were allowed inside ? :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Zed
Peter.
Is this Zed taking revenge on Sturdee?
Yeah, a chimp keeping a dog. You don't see that everyday. :eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by Sturdee
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Originally Posted by Zed
Didn't J.Caesar talk about himself in the third person?
Though he never refered to himself as a "pooch"
I'm sure you mean "odur de Monkey"?
:D :D :D
Yeah, PeterR, here we are having a sensible discusion about serious real life issues and you come along and start talking garbage.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sturdee
I'm getting quite sick of you hijacking threads.
:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :D :D :D :D
Yes, I am aware that sarcasm is said to be the lowest form of whit. :p
Ps. I enjoy the talented writings of the Fabulous Four, ie. Scooter, Christopha, Daveinoz, Sturdee.
Or the "Brain dead" as you called them.
I can't actually remeber Sturdee hijacking a thread. :confused:
So what should I buy SWMBO for Christmas?
...or perhaps "ordure de monkey"Quote:
Originally Posted by Ben from Vic.
Dunno. How much were you planning to spend?Quote:
Originally Posted by outback
http://www.woodworkforums.ubeaut.com...ead.php?t=8896
hows that for a hijack ?
A suicide bombers school right here in the bush! You know Peterr I didn't think you were actually that bright but that really is a good idea...... except it's already happening..... or haven't you noticed all of the suicidal, often religiously inclined, intellectually challenged sociopaths out there on the roads of Oz? They are easily recognised by the payload attached to their misguided missiles.... usually called caravans, campervans or camping trailers! :eek: :eek: :eek:
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Originally Posted by Iain
:D :D :D :D :D :D
Peter.
Zed,
I hereby tender to you my sincerest apology for the following post
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Zed did it help with your skin condition ? :D Is that why you were allowed inside ? :D
The post was in jest and a flippant remark mainly in respect of your monkey avatar and not meant to give offence. I had no idea that it would upset you enough to give me a raspberry. :o :o :o Sorry mate.
Peter,
Ps. I really am a nice man!
Heeeeyyyy!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Ben from Vic.
What about me, Im brain dead too you know!!:mad:
Al :D
Sorry, a doofus can't go first. I didn't make the rules.Quote:
Originally Posted by craigb
Those milk/water bottles that you blokes have been prattling about reminds me of the bloke that wandered into Bunnings and browsed around, like blokes will.
He noticed a stainless steel thermos on the shelf but didn't know what it was. "What's that?" he asked the very attentive attendant. "A thermos, bloke", he said knowingly, having seen several blokes already this morning. "What's it for" said bloke. "It keeps hot stuff hot and cold stuff cold". I'll have one" says bloke, even though he did not come in for a thermos, but that happens sometimes when blokes go to browse.
The next day bloke is at work, and very eager for smoko to come around so
he can show off his new thermos.
"What's that?" the other blokes asked. He worked at a very blokey place, where Christopha would feel at home, no doubt.
"A thermos" they were told. "What's it for?" they chorused.
"It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold", bloke explains with aclarity.
"I'll be darned" they said as one, "What have you got in it?"
"A cup of tea and an icecream".
Peter R.
PS: It's great to see you chappies fighting amongst yourself - Go Sturdee! have a go at Bob Thomas for me.http://www.woodworkforums.ubeaut.com...cons/icon7.gif
Why? What has Bob done to you?Quote:
Originally Posted by Peter R
Peter.
Nuffin' just reckon it was his turn again.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sturdee
Peter R.http://www.woodworkforums.ubeaut.com...cons/icon7.gifhttp://www.woodworkforums.ubeaut.com...cons/icon7.gifhttp://www.woodworkforums.ubeaut.com...cons/icon7.gif Keep on smiling and the whole world will think you are an imbicle.
Sturdee, no offence taken.... the raspberry was in jest too.... jeezzz..... I sling enough crap around here.. I cant afford to take offence! In fact I found it rather funny once I thought about it! HOWEVER.... since all of you were making skin jokes in reference to my monkey I couldnt resist to hand out a few red's (you know you gotta hand em out every now and then so you can keep giving the green ones out.....)
hehehehehe........
didnt take PeterR long to work it out did it ????Quote:
Originally Posted by Peter R
I still don't think you guys are taking this thread seriously....
Like tonight I decided to cook the kids banana pancakes but we only had some old chocolate icecream...Its amazing, just how good chocolate and banana is.
I was wondering if Zed liked bananas??
Cheers
Ofcourse we are taking it seriously.
The thread was highjacked and despite a number of efforts to return to topic :eek: we have managed to keep it highjacked. I think that is taking it seriously. :D :D :D
Now in making the pancakes did you substitute the flour with the icecream and cook them or did you do make them au natural. :confused:
Peter.
I used plain flour, one egg milk and milk powder, a little salt and caster sugar. A 4 year old to drive the beaters, with two overipe bananas mashed in at the end. All cooked in a dob of butter and topped with chocolate icecream and Golden Syrup, wonderful.
My problem today is to make one of those dirt levelling thingy's. The local hardware wants $69.00 for the cyclone one when its really a broom handle on a pivoting head with four bars on the end. Any ideas???
Cheers
How about attaching four bars on a pivoting head to a broom handle :confused: :confused: :confused:
Damn your good Iain, thats why I love this forum, look at all the usele...useful information and advice you can get in this excellent threads:rolleyes: , no superflous idle banter, just straight to the point.Quote:
Originally Posted by Iain
Cheers and Thanks PeterR, what an excellent idea it was to start this thread.:D
Why do you need a reason?
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Originally Posted by Sturdee
Why? What has Bob done to you?
Peter.
Nuffin' just reckon it was his turn again.
HUHH
Peter are you applying to be the 5th brain dead member!!
Na! As a matter of fact my great Doofus Master (my mate loves that she calls me Doofus all the time now) has told me that I have an active brain, it is just a pity that it won't run straight. I would have given the brain-dead to more than 5 Bob, but I am kind like that. I am sorry if you missed out on a title, maybe you could take over as the castigater.Quote:
Originally Posted by echnidna
Peter R.
I think I'll go outside and bark at the moon tonight.............
trouble is it was Full Moon last week!!!
I reckon it's daylight saving that mucking everyone up. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by echnidna
Oh No...Not that old Chestnut again, the purpose is to hijack/de-rail the thread, you can't de-rail off one thread onto another Nope...thats going to far, you have to hi-jack and boldly go where no man (member:confused: guys??, peoples) has gone before.....:D :confused: with or without cramps??/.........clamps or..Lycra..;) bugger I'm off...to see the wizard,........really? did you know the tinman had no jatz crackers...he must have been a pedophileQuote:
Originally Posted by outback
Cheers
This is one time that God didn't get it right. He gave us a full moon on a bright night when it is not needed, you would think that He would have sent one on dark nights, wouldn't you? Well, wouldn't you??Quote:
Originally Posted by echnidna
Peter R.
I also have a recipe for Galah Soup....it involves a large stone and a pot...........
Cheers
No, you don't use a stone, you use an old boot. Gives that added hint of dirty socks. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by vsquizz
Thanks for your help with the computer, and a very happy Xmas to you and yours.Quote:
Originally Posted by vsquizz
I have always wondered, how's your maths?
You cook plain turkeys, no not ordinary ones, ones that live on the plain, the same way. They are tough little bustards.
How can we get some Chrissy icons? Clover Moore might have hid them all.
Peter R.
You can cook Chrissy icons? :confused:Quote:
Originally Posted by Peter R
Baked Rudolph???