Look! ......is it a bird? .....is it a plane? no, it's, well, it was a bird!
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Look! ......is it a bird? .....is it a plane? no, it's, well, it was a bird!
and as a symbolic gesture they released the white dove of peace as they flew off from another successful mission
Blackhawk down!
Due to some idiot leaving the door off, the company mascot, Ernie the Emu, makes a dramatic escape.
Unfortunately Ernie, in the heat of the moment, had quite forgotten that he can't fly.
I got a good couple of giggles over my shoulder in this lot. :2tsup:
Once more it's a toss up... TL's got an instant guffaw from me, but I think Rotten_66 can take it this time.
That would be me then... so away we go with this one.
OK I'll be the first...........doyouwantfrieswiththat??
"So, den dese nuns! Day knock on da door again, an' dis time day got guns. Geez I tell ya Reggi, dat' just ain't playin' fair. But I tell ya! We got 'em in dee end. Di'n' we Gus? We Show'd 'em! Day just did not see it comin' !"
Peaking Duck
BBQ Duck
Duck alaronge
"I keep coughing up this white stuff, I think I've got the bird flu."
"You should go to the doctor."
"I did. He said it's untweetable!"
First Duck:badair: From the Duck behind Hey now I know why humans call it a Duck's #### hair style
There's gotta be some water around here somewhere................
Your up Pugwash
Try this.
The headless horsemen ride again.
Are you getting ahead on that slab yet?
We use Harry for the kerbs cause he is always legless.
"Heads Up" was the cry as the barrow turned over.
The Taxi Rank outside the Crown Hotel was the first area to be affected by the petrol increase.
Louigi !! I tell you da once, I tell you da twice, the slab she'sa 4 inch thick! not 4 foots thick
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Originally Posted by underfoot
:U:UGo for it Underfoot.:U:U
allrighty.... how about....
smart kid he knows by the time he's 25 his heart is going to have suffered from the food let alone the clone sorry clown
Having "Cries" with your crapburger!!:q:q
Well. Back to the drawing board with the Mcscary burger.
Mommy, I need a happy meal!
"I'm lovin' It"
Mummy help i'm not wearing a nappy and its a supersize
I said, "One Mac, hold the Special Sauce" ...not holding! :~
Years later the discovery of this photo in the family album will explain a lot.
Terrorfried
have a go rosewood :DQuote:
Originally Posted by rosewood
ummm... ok, if rosewood isn't about,
skew or TL were next on the list...
Here's one just for dinner time.:D
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_orZtZMfkcD...vegetables.jpg
Hey Tomato! Why the glasses when you don't have any eyes?!?!
Well knock me down and serve me with cheese, Talking broccoli!
Kevin...Kevin...it was only a bad dream...
But I don't have the cauliflowers' ears!!
Red, wished he had a cauli to help round up these heads of sheep.
Look Harold, a tomato without any eyes.
Yeah, that is Grosse Lissie.
(Any vegetable growers out there will get this one.)
Btw sorry everyone, but sometimes my job drags me away from the computer for a couple of days.
Keep up the good work -- love this thread.:2tsup:
"Well chaps," said Tommy tomato, "It looks like we're in the soup this time!"