Righto you lot. Gather around - I have a story to tell.
Not that close, Wongo. Stand over there. A little further please. Thank you.
It was about twelve months ago now that I was summonsed into the bosses office to be confronted with the question: "What do you know about SawStop?"
That question was soon followed by a statement loosely resembling: "We are going to be the Australasian agents for it, and you will manage it. Learn everything you can about it."
So I research my buttocks off. I read just about every thread on this forum discussing it, I study the SawStop website, I read other forums ( :oo: ) and generally perform searches on SawStop on this new thing we have at work called "The Internet". Any questions I have result in a phone call or email to SawStop, with a rapid response.
Finally, I am confident on the product. Very confident. I trust the technology because I understand how it works, and I understand that if it is faulty in any way then the machine simply won't start.
To digress just a little, I have been a member of the human race for the past 32 years, and understand human beings. Or at least the male side of human beings. I believed that the question that I would most be asked when demonstrating this machine with a sausage would be a jocular reference to the fact that I was not, in fact, using my finger for the demonstration. (PS - I was right)
So one afternoon, I come home and say to the good wife: "Wife - I am going to put my hand into a spinning sawblade on a SawStop machine and video tape it, so that when people ask me if I would ever do it, I can show them the video."
She lost it.
She: "What if it fails?"
Me: "It won't start if it is broken."
She: "You're not doing it."
Me: "Just once."
She: "No you're not."
Me: "Yes I am."
She: "No you're not!" ......etc. You've all been there, I'm sure.
Two weeks pass, and we find ourselves on holidays on the Mid-North Coast of NSW. Just so happens that the boss has recently purchased a holiday apartment there, and invites us to dinner.
Walk in, grab a drink, and before my backside has hardly touched the chair the boss is asking about work.
Boss: "How's the SawStop promotion going, Brendan?"
Me: "Well it's been going......."
Wife: "Do you know what he is planning to do? He's going to put his finger in the blade!"
Boss: "No he's bloody not!"
That exact moment cruelled it for everyone. January 22nd, 2008. Approx 1900hrs.
Although I would put my finger in the blade, maybe one time per show, I am not allowed to.
However!
Some of you may have seen me circumvent the bosses rule to show how much I trust the product. I have been known to grab the sawblade, or put a finger into the gullett of the blades teeth, and try to start the saw. It won't start as it has detected my contact with the blade.
That is as close as I can get to showing my faith in the product, which I think you would agree is still showing a fair amount of confidence?