A nice Bunnies uniform and a useless back brace, now get sweepen them floors, and no whingen.
And!!!!! be nice to the there customers, got it.
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A nice Bunnies uniform and a useless back brace, now get sweepen them floors, and no whingen.
And!!!!! be nice to the there customers, got it.
Or :
10 lengths of timber,
9 types of hammers,
8 grades of paper,
7 spirit levels,
6 wooden horses,
5 4x2's
4 g-clamps,
3 bench dogs,
2 cordless drills
and Lie Neilsen No5 plane.
Before I knew what had happened I was sweeping the floor and my eyes were wandering from the clock to the door. Then over those specials bins, that $2 heaven, to the shapely figure of Tina, on register seven.
When suddenly I remembered that 2x4, as Neil the fairy pole-axed me to the floor. "You're dreamin' again, you silly old goat, now put down that broom and ..."
go talk to Tina.............ya spineless good for nothing.
She has the hots for ya in a bad way.
And do up ya back brace..................
It's time to save face.
So don't stammer or pace, just go right up to her and ask...
Whompwoooh.
Red card
Your out of here. :D
So Right Al:D
It was all meant to be tongue in cheek. :)
Must admit I like your sense of humour, but here aint the place for it.
Awh , I must be getting old. :(
Cheers, Grumpy
why the hell can't you guys concentrate on the story? I was really wondering what was going to happen! Come on, lift your games.
Now that I've had a sook
Where were we?
Tina is waiting at checkout seven.
Just ask her...
Cheers
Jim
Is that big wart on ya face real?
Ooooowhhhhh.
Any way, warts aside, do you fancy comeing back to my place and we'll clip all your back hair, I have the latest in clippers from GMC and its laser guided too........
So with that....................................
... she showed me her...
...........own laser guiding system , and with a cute smile coyly asked me is it as ................
Peter.
good as the orange gear I have heard so much aboout? ( scottish) ?
So with that shim said.......................
....as good as anything Sturdee could think up to improve the...
way she looked.
Her look, was as cold as a Melbourne winter, it could freeze the nuts off a bolt.
With that he turned and.......................