Arrrrrrr,
I be spending said afternoon on board the square rigger "Duyfken" taking a scurvy pack of sea dogs in the form of the local yacht club a sailing. We hoisted the Jolly Roger, they was all dressed as pirates, there was copious amounts of various alcoholic beverages and a good time was had by all. After four hours of sailing and drinking we decanted them back at the Marlin jetty. A more murderous pack of bloodthirsty pirates than have sailed these waters for a hundred years or more put to see on that day.
Pegleg Mick