From my mother: Never forget someone who has helped you and be grateful.
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From my mother: Never forget someone who has helped you and be grateful.
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Originally Posted by Bleedin Thumb
ha ha, I would NEVER tell her that!!! I'd Lose all credibility and the upper hand :p :cool:
"P*ss off before I throttle you," from a multitude of sources.
I've always regretted it when I haven't followed the advice... :rolleyes:
From my father:
There are three things you don't lend, your car, your money and your wife! I've added one more - your woodwork tools!
Geoff
From my old man:
It's better to remain silent and look a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.
From my old man,
"Choose carefully, remember, if you burn your backside only you will sit on the blisters".
Smart bloke, my old man.
1913 -1973
From Wongo
If it tastes like chicken then how do you know it's cat? Eat it.
If you can not eat it.
Do not buy it !!
Come now Joel we know you are married and wear the pants in your house..... when she lets you of course!
Pete
Tis true, I rarely wear pants at home :wink:Quote:
Originally Posted by Doughboy
never have sex with some one you work with as it never works out
from a one of my first bosses ( who then lost his job for doing it )
Rule # 1. Never sleep with your flatmates.
I first met my now wife when she moved in as a flatmate.:-
JDub ........."BTW I married the princess ;)"
And she got the frog ...........warts and all