<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="100%"><tbody><tr><td class="postbody" valign="top"> The English cricket board are making a help-line available for disillusioned fans who are disappointed with their team's 'shock'
crushing by Australia in the 2006/2007 Ashes Tour.
The help-line number is 1800 10 10 10
That's 1800 won nothing won nothing won nothing!!!
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Question: What is your SWMBO trying to tell you if she's wearing a English cricket shirt to bed?
Answer: You ain't gonna score!!!
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Question: What is the difference between England and an arsonist?
Answer: An arsonist wouldn't waste that many matches... </td> </tr> <tr> <td class="genmed" height="40" valign="bottom">
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