dinner is served

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Originally Posted by Wongo

We had the wife’s family over for dinner last night

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Sez Hannibal Lecter :p


Looks good Scott...................cheers..................Sean

Lovely dinner Wongo!!!

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Gumby, they are starting to think I am a member of a cult.:o

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We are part of a cult - aren't we ?? :confused:

I think my psycologist girlfriend thinks I am....;)

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Originally Posted by jow104

Alright Wongo,
I'll invite you and family to dinner.
Stir fry in twenty minutes and there won't be anything left on the plate.

Leaving London for Melbourne 24 th Sept.;)

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4 dishes for 10 people in 20 minutes?:cool:

I know that cooking chinese FOOD (thats for you, AL) is about knowing the cooking times of the cut up ingredients. This is the reason I haven't bothered, don't really want to get that fiddly. Be nice to learn the spice and flavour balancing though.


White man cooks chinese? I've been getting into cooking Japanese foods... Chinese won't be a problem, after all everyone knows that all things Japanese are superior to the Chinese.



:D

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Originally Posted by Clinton1

I've been getting into cooking Japanese foods... Chinese won't be a problem, after all everyone knows that all things Japanese are superior to the Chinese.



:D

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Just gave my first reddie. :D You bastard!!

Dunno, Clinton, I know where I'd go to get a wall built... :D

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Just gave my first reddie.

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reddie received - I earned it. :D

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Dunno, Clinton, I know where I'd go to get a wall built...

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The Italians?? At least you'd get a warranty!

I am on a roll:D , and Wongo has to give lots of greenies before he can give me another reddie.... Immune, immune, immune.

Come on Wongo, you started it - gimme a white man crack.
Gotta go.

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I'm trying to picture you serving it all up and saying 'hold on please people, I need to take some photos of your meal before you begin. I have to show my friends on the woodworking forum what I've cooked up'. :D
I wonder what they were really thinking at that point. :D

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dont u watch "iron chef" they always make one each for the tasters, one for the chairman and one for the camera. the irtonchef/challenger gets to eat the camera one after the photos.

I imagine our own "Iron Chef Chinese" eats his photos too...

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Wongo has to give lots of greenies before he can give me another reddie .

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I'm happy to do my bit and be a recipient :D Anything for a good cause.

Hey, I took photos because I would like to write my own cook book in the future.:cool:

Cook chicken & corn soup:
“crack eggs add to the hot water. When boiling add the sugar, the salt, chicken. Add potato starch, stir so soup like glue.”

Mick can translate it for me. :D

....or to parody Mrs Beatons famous recipe "First kill the cat".:D

I have a screamer of a song re Chinese restaurant/cat, but I can't email it on this forum.

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Come on Wongo, you started it - gimme a white man crack.
Gotta go.

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My Chinese mates call me a round eyed Gwielo, which I think means 'white ghost'

Never can tell tho, I wanted to put Chinese characters on my snowboard, got a Asian mate to write them out for me. Fortunately, I thought to double check at the local Chinese diner.

What was to read "Buddha rides with me" actually read "stick it up your ***, white boy"

Great sense of humour these guys.