Nup she buys me toys and I don't even have to ask:)Quote:
Originally Posted by Captain Chaos
Phil
PS: The wife has just read this thread and is still rolling around the floor laughing ;)
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Nup she buys me toys and I don't even have to ask:)Quote:
Originally Posted by Captain Chaos
Phil
PS: The wife has just read this thread and is still rolling around the floor laughing ;)
And what is the most sensitive organ on a man when he is masturbating?
His ears. :rolleyes:
Anyone remember Billy Snedden?Quote:
Originally Posted by Phil Spencer
;) ;)
Nailed the problem right there, Phil, insufficient genital scratching going on, not sure if that requirement was mentioned in the Code or is implicit in the tone of said document.Quote:
Originally Posted by Phil Spencer
Get scratching, mate, helps the thinking process.
Cheers.................Sean, I was scratching, really :D
I thought it was pretty funny really - thanks Phil! Greeny for you I'm not sure how many women are on the forum, but if you got a greenie from every one you'd be doing OK.
Cheers
Elphingirl
Phil inspite of everything that the others have said, I think THAT is the best work of FICTION I have read for a while..
PS... Dont give up your day job :cool: sorry but my low morals forbid me from giving you a greenie
Phil,
everyone is allowed a slip-up or two. Maybe it is a 'code' violation, but stuff it, well worth the read - I needed a decent laugh - Thanks!
Yep, greenie if I can
cheers
Wendy
:confused:Quote:
female brethren
You know this how?Quote:
Originally Posted by namtrak
Nice to see a bloke that can have a laff at themselves.
now do somthing about it!!:U
astrid
sorry I thought you guys were joking
Wheres the code violation?
AStrid
If this is a Code violation I am not mentioning what I found in my shed:~:doh::no: no way:-:(:B
I didn't put them there:~