9.1.1. It is recommended that the base colour of a given garment shall not vary from its original colour by more than 0.5 degrees of colour temperature or be less than one shade lighter – measured with the aid of a Pantone colour swatch.
9.1.2. Randomly-placed highlights of different shades of paint, glue, varnish, oil, grease, food and drink ingredients etc, will be considered to constitute a Code violation if they are not hit with every proprietary brand of stain remover within 3 (three) minutes of initial contact with Shed Girl’s attire.
9.1.2.1. Alternatively, and as a substitute for proprietary stain removers, Shed Girl can elect to use a potion handed down through the female line of the last seven generations of her family, or
9.1.2.2. A mixture of organic herbs, Guava jelly, wholemeal biscuit crumbs and the essential oils of 9 different sub-species of Andalusian juniper berries (this mixture may not remove the stain but it will make Shed Girl feel better about the environment).
9.1.3. Footy club colours are not acceptable unless Shed Girl can demonstrate precise knowledge of her selected team’s position on the current league ladder and details of the score from their most recent match. Failure to observe this provision shall not constitute a Code violation but it might lead to Shed Girl being subjected to blokely derision from blokes within her circle.
9.1.4. Pink. Pink is not recommended as a base colour for any garment because it is too easily confused with the type of faded red worn by blokes in sheds.
9.1.5. Shed Girl shall commit a Code violation if she does not wear at least one garment in a colour that bears the same name as a variety of fruit.
