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Hang on!
You're all wrong. It's 50% longer than 2/3rds of the distance from one end. I know because I've just measured it.
Col
(By the way, I had to cut bits off to get an accurate measurement so if anyone wants a small bagful of bijou stringettes, lemme know!)
No no no. It's 300% of 1/3 of the distance from the right hand end. It's 50% longer than 2/3rds the distance, only from the left hand end.
Dan
Yeah but d'ya want any stringettes?Quote:
Originally Posted by DanP
Not if you can measure em from any old end. Not up to my usual high standards. Peddle your wares to the craporium...:pQuote:
Originally Posted by Driver
Dan
Well .....OK. I don't think you realise what a great opportunity it is that you have just turned down. Still, it's your loss. :p
Now, Al. I envisage a new door-buster special promo:-
Al's Bijou Stringettes
Exclusively Available From The Craporium
Bijou sachet of MFKL with the first 50 stringettes purchased!
By special arrangement - not available to the Cobram Constabulary
Whaddaya reckon?
You're right, it's exactly the same, only different!Quote:
Originally Posted by Cliff Rogers
from a consultant....
how long would you like it to be?
from a therapist....Quote:
Originally Posted by AlexS
how does that make you feel,,,,when asked how long a piece of string is ?
From an atheist: I don't believe in string
From an architect: tie it in a loop and it'll be as long as it needs to be.
From an engineer: it doesn't meet minimum spec. Replace it with a bit of rope!
from the patient
There were two of them
and they were both diffrent, yet and all three were the same like my aunties pegs
From God:Quote:
Originally Posted by Skew ChiDAMN!!
That's OK Skew ChiDAMN!! I don't believe in you either.
...how about.
from the mortician...
Be buggered if I care. As long as it fits around his flaming toe.
Isn't How Long a Chinaman and nto a piece of string?
The length of a piece of string is exactly twice the distance from the center to one end.