Fattest man in the UK

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Originally Posted by Clinton1

As for $, who knows, he might be a web designer who works from home, or a consultant on "lifestyle aids for the well rounded". Obviously he believes that if a jobs worth doiong it is worth doing well! :rolleyes:

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Didn't strike me as being overly intelligent, plus the house looked like Government issue.
And after all, who follows football;)
What I found incredible was that he said he wanted to lose weight but was extremely happy whilst disposing of kilos of crap, but there also seemed to be almost a celebrity status when he turned up at different venues.

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Originally Posted by Clinton1

What got me is - how does he wipe his backside, .

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Well see, there is this ferret on a rope that........................

Al :eek: :p

Nose wrinkled and all - EEEEUUUUUUUUUWWWWWWWW YUCK!!!:eek:

Gee thanks for that Clinton! yeeeewww :(

has anybody offered him a after dinner mint????

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Originally Posted by ozwinner

Well see, there is this ferret on a rope that........................

Al :eek: :p

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Cor! I was just getting over Clinton's comment... Thanks for that mate :eek: :rolleyes: :D

At the games boxing today George Foreman was asked if he was keeping in shape. He answered. "why man, I sho am. I used ta eat 12 cheeseburgers. Now ah only eat 11. Hyuk, hyuk,hyuk. "

To encourage such gluttony is disgusting and its worse making a joke of it. Especially when my bloody taxes have to keep these tubs of lard breathing.:mad:
The english tub of lard is probably kept in food and pi$$ by his tub of lard girlfriend. I think they said she was a graphic design artist. The average wage over there is around 700 quid a week plus he probably gets a disabilty pension of a couple hunmdred quid a week.:mad::mad::mad::mad:
I might move there myself, liven with my little brother.

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Originally Posted by ozwinner

Well see, there is this ferret on a rope that........................

Al :eek: :p

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Reminds me of a BIG bloke I knew in the forestry, they used to call him "rocket." When working on our stook, if we spotted skyrockets made of sticks and loo paper planted in the ground we knew he'd been working nearby... :rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by Skew ChiDAMN!!

Reminds me of a BIG bloke I knew in the forestry, they used to call him "rocket." When working on our stook, if we spotted skyrockets made of sticks and loo paper planted in the ground we knew he'd been working nearby... :rolleyes:

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Ewwrrrhhhh.

Al :eek:

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Originally Posted by ozwinner

Well see, there is this ferret on a rope that........................

Al :eek: :p

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everyone should embrace thier inner ferret

Thats ok guys, heres another...

you take a sheet and tear it in half lengthwise...:D

Before you bag the guy, try walking a mile in his shoes, you think he realy wants to be like that

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Originally Posted by China

Before you bag the guy, try walking a mile in his shoes, you think he realy wants to be like that

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not trying to hard to convince anyone else though is he. Just saying he wants to lose weight while pigging out isnt exactly conducive to that thought
Pete

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Originally Posted by China

Before you bag the guy, try walking a mile in his shoes, you think he realy wants to be like that

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He orta walk a mile in his own shoes...he might shed some lard...:rolleyes:

http://www.centuryfilmsltd.com/the-f...in-britain.htm
The one on the right no longer holds the title, he defaulted and died.
Reading on I now see how he makes some money.