Looks alright to me.:rolleyes: ;)
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Looks alright to me.:rolleyes: ;)
Who gives a monkees(daydream believers) :D
As long as the message gets across.
Cheers:)
Caps lock key get stuck :DQuote:
Originally Posted by
What about this one that SWMBO pointed out last night??:confused::confused::pQuote:
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Must have.:DQuote:
Originally Posted by Auld Bassoon
Seems alright to me too.;) :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Wood Butcher
Any more YOU lot think are wrong??:D
Psst, don't be to picky or the axe will swish!
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Yes I can see a few wrong, so I've sent you a pm.:DQuote:
Originally Posted by
Peter.
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What about this one that SWMBO pointed out last night??:confused::confused::p
It wasn't me Boss :(, It was the evil https://www.ubeaut.biz/fireface.gifSWMBOhttps://www.ubeaut.biz/fireface.gif. Honest Boss:p:DQuote:
Originally Posted by
I thought we agreed that spelling nazis should be banned ferom this BB years ago.
Give every contributor free rein to express himself, we usually manage to make our points quite clearly.
Or herself Brother Jack, and I want the right to have babies...............Bloody Romans.Quote:
Originally Posted by JackoH
What have the Romans ever done for use anyway?
Well, it's safe to walk the streets at night...
I wonder if the Romans ever thought of having ID cards?
Roads, piped water, baths, sewarge systems, Benny, and lots more.(Mainly in Angleterre) Also bloody latin which I was supposed to learn at school.(Well it was a long time ago!)
LORETTA:
I want to have babies.
REG:
You want to have babies?!
LORETTA:
It's every man's right to have babies if he wants them.
REG:
But... you can't have babies.
LORETTA:
Don't you oppress me.
REG:
I'm not oppressing you, Stan. You haven't got a womb! Where's the foetus going to gestate?! You going to keep it in a box?!
LORETTA:
[crying]
JUDITH:
Here! I-- I've got an idea. Suppose you agree that he can't actually have babies, not having a womb, which is nobody's fault, not even the Romans', but that he can have the right to have babies.
FRANCIS:
Good idea, Judith. We shall fight the oppressors for your right to have babies, brother. Sister. Sorry.
REG:
What's the point?
FRANCIS:
What?
REG:
What's the point of fighting for his right to have babies when he can't have babies?!
FRANCIS:
It is symbolic of our struggle against oppression.
REG:
Symbolic of his struggle against reality.
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