Some Days!!!!!!

Rumour has it that there are some feral haggis running around near our place in the hills, illegally brought in by migrant Scots a few decades ago.
Of course in Scotland they didn't grow that big because of the bitterly cold winters but because of our temperate weather they can get very big indeed.
Believe they can be quite dangerous, nasty little buggers.

Iain,

Have you tried putting foilies on all your roses at night to stop them eating the flowers?

I have been told Al uses the foilies in his garden and no feral haggis droppings or problems. He swears by them.

I haven't, are sure it will work???
No little tartan tu-rds on the lawn.

I've heard that if you put bottles of Irn Bru out on the lawn it will keep them away...

Don't hold me to it Iain, Al is your man on this subject. I think he got the idea from the Prince Charles.:)

http://www.crikey.com.au/articles/20...ournoband.html

Read the one about the journo. :D

Has this thread acquired a mind of its own? If y'all run down a feral haggis, let us know. Someone might be able to turn it into a bowl or something. Gotta go. 5.15 here. An end of term concert looms.

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Originally Posted by Iain

Rumour has it that there are some feral haggis running around near our place in the hills, illegally brought in by migrant Scots a few decades ago.
Of course in Scotland they didn't grow that big because of the bitterly cold winters but because of our temperate weather they can get very big indeed.
Believe they can be quite dangerous, nasty little buggers.

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Ever tried gutting one.....yuck. :D

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Originally Posted by MurrayD99

Has this thread acquired a mind of its own? If y'all run down a feral haggis, let us know. Someone might be able to turn it into a bowl or something. Gotta go. 5.15 here. An end of term concert looms.

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Are you surprised?

5.15 already? Wish I lived in NZ.
Not really.:p

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Originally Posted by Termite

Ever tried gutting one.....yuck. :D

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I did once. It was just full of oatmeal and onions ;)

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Originally Posted by silentC

I did once. It was just full of oatmeal and onions ;)

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They'll eat anything. :D

It's a wonder it doesn't ferment in their gut and cause halitosis and wind.

It does thats why they dont wear anything under their kilt.

Yes, it's all in perfect working order.... :D

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Originally Posted by bennylaird

Must thank all you lot.

Drove to work this morning feeling way way down. Lots of bills (mainly kids cars and uni fee's etc) no money for Xmas, legal fees looming to try and stop a truck depot being build next door etc etc.

But after having a bit of conversation? on here I'm feeling great and cant wait to get home and into the shed.

Thanks Fella's and Sheila's for the mood improvement therapy oh and some talk of woodwork too.

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On Ya mate - just spend a few hours at that part time place eh?:eek: :D