Originally Posted by AlexS
Zed my friend, ignore those who poke ordure at you for your alchohol intolerance. What you are experiencing is that heightened sensitivity, improved reaction time, better judgement and doubling of visual acuity that comes wth a few drinks.
You should now go immediately to your workshop, select your most expensive piece of timber and cut a few dovetails for practice. (It may be more convenient to cut said timber into many small pieces first.)
With your remaining fingers, you should then press the 'on' button of your biggest, sharpest, noisiest piece of machinery, and run some of these small pieces through/over it. Do this several times - the aim is to see how thin a piece you can make. Do not use a push stick, you will find your fingertips are much more sensitive when doing precision work such as this.
