Hello World

function weekend(action)
% Version 0.1: Basic framework only.

global(to_do) % Aspirational only

if strcmp(day,'sat') & (wakeup<t &amp="" t="">< t(morning_tea_ind))
Tea_process('make'); % put the kettle on
search_forum;
if kidswakeup % might need process for checking sleepovers, etc.
if mood('pancakes')
makepancakes % might need menu choice here.
elseif check('wallet')
go('maccers')
end
end
if check(swmbo_awake)
Tea_process('make',2)
else
Tea_process('make',1)
end
while drool(catalogue(randchoice({'LV','LN'})))
tea_process('drink')
end
shed('latest_process')

function shed(action)

switch lower(action)
case {'latest_process'}
bumble_about_new = bumble_about('continue');
case {'process_ended'}
step = step - 1;
takepiccies
step = step + 2;
takecloseuppiccies
postforum(piccies)
shed('new')
case {'new'}
to_do = sort(to_do,priorities_list);
bumble_about('new')
if strcmp(interrupt,'need_something')
if strcmp(needtype,'simple') % Need process here to check/predict other needs, and prevent return trips!!
go('Mitre10')
else
go('Bunnings')
end
end
otherwise
trance_mode('What am I doing here?')
end
if t_lunch - 90<t &amp="" t=""><t_lunch +90="">
enquire('lunch')
end
% Rest of day/weekend still to do!!</t_lunch></t></t>

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Zed

select
username as geek
;

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So what's the 'non-human primate' equivalent of the geek then?

Opps someone is stuck in a loop... or is there an echo in here?


@echo off

simon says @echo off

I'm thinking of taking up a job with microsoft

:D

High School/Jr.High
===================

10 PRINT "HELLO WORLD"
20 END


First year in College
=====================
program Hello(input, output)
begin
writeln('Hello World')
end.


Senior year in College
======================
(defun hello
(print
(cons 'Hello (list 'World))))


New professional
================
#include <stdio.h>
void main(void)
{
char *message[] = {"Hello ", "World"};
int i;

for(i = 0; i < 2; ++i)
printf("%s", message[i]);
printf("\n");
}


Seasoned professional
=====================
#include <iostream.h>
#include <string.h>

class string
{
private:
int size;
char *ptr;

public:
string() : size(0), ptr(new char('\0')) {}

string(const string &s) : size(s.size)
{
ptr = new char[size + 1];
strcpy(ptr, s.ptr);
}

~string()
{
delete [] ptr;
}

friend ostream &operator <<(ostream &, const string &);
string &operator=(const char *);
};

ostream &operator<<(ostream &stream, const string &s)
{
return(stream << s.ptr);
}

string &string::operator=(const char *chrs)
{
if (this != &chrs)
{
delete [] ptr;
size = strlen(chrs);
ptr = new char[size + 1];
strcpy(ptr, chrs);
}
return(*this);
}

int main()
{
string str;

str = "Hello World";
cout << str << endl;

return(0);
}


Apprentice Hacker
===================
#!/usr/local/bin/perl
$msg="Hello, world.\n";
if ($#ARGV = 0) {
while(defined($arg=shift(@ARGV))) {
$outfilename = $arg;
open(FILE, "" . $outfilename) || die "Can't write $arg:
$!\n";
print (FILE $msg);
close(FILE) || die "Can't close $arg: $!\n";
}
} else {
print ($msg);
}
1;


Experienced Hacker
===================
#include <stdio.h>
#define S "Hello, World\n"
main(){exit(printf(S) == strlen(S) ? 0 : 1);}


Seasoned Hacker
===================
% cc -o a.out ~/src/misc/hw/hw.c
% a.out


Guru Hacker
===================
% cat
Hello, world.
^D


New Manager
===================
10 PRINT "HELLO WORLD"
20 END


Middle Manager
===================
mail -s "Hello, world." bob@b12
Bob, could you please write me a program that prints "Hello,
world."?

I need it by tomorrow.
^D


Senior Manager
===================
% zmail jim
I need a "Hello, world." program by this afternoon.


Chief Executive
===================
% letter
letter: Command not found.
% mail
To: ^X ^F ^C
% help mail
help: Command not found.
% damn!
!: Event unrecognized
% logout

if {$nick=="Wongo" && $location=="USA"}
then {echo "Whiiiiiiiinge" && $action=="spit dummy"}
while ($returndate<$todaysdate)
whine; $todaysdate++
elif {$location=="Sinny" && $LVorder=="delivered"}
echo "beudy"
endif

Rocker

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Rocker

if {$nick=="Wongo" && $location=="USA"}
then {echo "Whiiiiiiiinge" && $action=="spit dummy"}
while ($returndate<$todaysdate)
whine; $todaysdate++
elif {$location=="Sinny" && $LVorder=="delivered"}
echo "beudy"
endif

Rocker

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I like that. :D

Zed, try this after Friday

Select LEFT(user_name,2), status FROM ubeaut_user WHERE rep_point < 0

1 Do inactive
2 Ke inactive
3 Ze active

:D :D :D

As someone once said...
make it possible for programmers to write in English, and you will find that programmers cannot write in English

Server Error in '/Hello_world' Application.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------


Parser Error
Description: An error occurred during SilentC accusing Wongo for not having a life. Please apologize immediately and modify your comment appropriately.

Parser Error Message: Wongo does have a life and he is a nice person.

Source Error:
Line 1: &lt;insult name="Wongo"&gt;Get a life&lt;/insult&gt;
Line 2: &lt;xsl:stylesheet&gt;
Line 3: &lt;xsl:template match="/"&gt;



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:D

Works on my machine :p