Snake for sale

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Originally Posted by Rodgera

Just like Sydney's Red Rattlers

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Are they the trained snakes I saw at La Perouse?

Carry Pine

It's been suggested, that perhaps I should expand on this

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Originally Posted by ian

as Noah said to the Adders, "do it by logs"

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The full joke is

A pair of snakes were slivering down the ramp of the Ark and Noah said to them, as he said to each pair of animals leaving the Ark,
"Go forth and multiply!"
To which the snakes replied,
"We can't, we're Adders."
To which Noah responded,
"Go forth and do it by Logs."



Logs are logarithms.
If you remember log tables, you'll get it

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Originally Posted by doug3030

Here we go again, another 14 pages of puns, just like the "Afraid" thread, it will just slither on forever

Cheers

Doug

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Yep, but it is harmless, non venomous that is

don't you mean "legless" ?






did you know vegans won't eat anything that has shoulders, so snakes are OK

legless lizard

The scales were tipped in her favour

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Originally Posted by Bob38S

Yep, but it is harmless, non venomous that is

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Not harmless, armless!

If you have too much to drink you are legless.