You blokes are funny. While I'm not totally familiar with Collingwood FC, I have to assume that the Pies (Is that really their nick name?) are similar to the Chicago Cubs of the US National League (Baseball) or the Cleveland Browns of the NFL (American Football).
A.K.A. The perennial doormats of the league.
We used to treat the New York Mets with the same irreverence, then they won the World Series.
A bit of advice, be careful as crow doesn't taste very good, regardless of the chef. :U :o :;