What's your favourite saying?

Not very feminine :o , definitely descriptive :D , don't know the origin ... but probably some farm person :p

"Useless as t1ts on a bull" :)

One of my uncles is fond of saying:

'Better than a slap in the guts with a wet spade'

Kinda like it in a weird way - no idea where it came from and don't care too much either way :)

Another one:

'I'd trust him about as far as I could comfortably spit a dead rat'

Not sure if anyone's actually tried that one :)

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by DarrylF

'I'd trust him about as far as I could comfortably spit a dead rat'

Not sure if anyone's actually tried that one :)

---

Well, not comfortably anyway. :D

Well not really my favourite but definitely most used.


"OUCH!!!!!"

"Off like Annie's knickers"

No idea who Annie was, but had to stop saying it when I had a colleague who's wife was named Annie & had a bit of a reputation.

I object.

Even if its not objectionable, so I can hear my own voice and stop taking notes for a minute or so....

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Tikki

"Useless as t1ts on a bull" :)

---

This saying has never made any sense to me. If a bull had them or lets say a man had them, most women would put that man to good use I imagine.

"Useful as a lactating man"

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Zed

jebi se kurac :D

---

:D:D:D

but I use "pitchka ti materna" more often....

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by boban

This saying has never made any sense to me. If a bull had them or lets say a man had them, most women would put that man to good use I imagine.

---

Whoa too deep for me. :)

However, think why it is a farmer keeps one bull amongst a herd of cows.

Then decide if t1ts are going to be an adjunct to that bull's desired function.
:D :D

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by boban

This saying has never made any sense to me. If a bull had them or lets say a man had them, most women would put that man to good use I imagine.

"Useful as a lactating man"

---

And to become that way ..... he could self inseminate to carry the offspring!! I'd like to see that!! :D :D :D :p :eek:

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by craigb

However, think why it is a farmer keeps one bull amongst a herd of cows.:D :D

---

Well he figures that if he cant service that many females himself, at least he can observe in envy...

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Tikki

And to become that way ..... he could self inseminate to carry the offspring!! I'd like to see that!! :D :D :D :p :eek:

---

You see what I'm talking about.....:D oh its good to be a man.....

**** it!!

That's probably the most often used one for me. Works so well in so many situations:

**** it, let's do it.
**** it, how am I going to fix that.
What should we do with this? **** it!

cmon! that was harmless

:p

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by silentC

**** it!!

That's probably the most often used one for me. Works so well in so many situations:

**** it, let's do it.
**** it, how am I going to fix that.
What should we do with this? **** it!

---

Just as long as your not a NZ sheep farmer.