The collected insults of former PM Paul Keating - ABC News (Australian Broadcasting Corporation)
"All tip and no iceberg"
"Little dessicated coconut"
"You boxhead you wouldn't know. You are flat out counting past 10.You stupid, foul-mouthed grub."
"the Opposition crowd could not raffle a duck in a pub."
"It was the limpest performance I have ever seen ... it was like being flogged with a warm lettuce.
It was like being mauled by a dead sheep"
C'mon .... That's what I want from my politicians!
"Bring him back. Bring him back. Bring him back. Bring him back..." :)
Cheers,
Paul
PS (quoted)
Nancy Astor was a native Virginian who became Britain’s first woman member of the House of Commons. In the 1930’s she headed a clique in the House of Commons that found something to admire in Hitler’s Germany. Churchill described an Astorite as an appeaser "who feeds the crocodile hoping that it will eat him last." One time shortly thereafter, Churchill found himself at Cliveden, the Astor mansion.
After dinner Lady Astor presided over the pouring of coffee.
When Churchill came by, she glared and said. "Winston, if I were your wife, I’d put poison in your coffee."
"Nancy," Churchill replied to the acid-tongued woman, "if I were your husband, I’d drink it."