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I feel inspired. I live near a school and lots of teenagers are about near the bus stop. I think I'll buy meself a purse (nancy) and set up some teenage thief. If I get brave I'll get the digital movie camera happening.
now, where can I get me hands on some dog$hit???
echidna - love your work. :D
Give me your address and I can send up copious amounts of fresh horse s..., free too, get your camera thing happening and with the quantity on offer you could make an epic :D :D :D
I don't think any of these childish carry-ons are particularly funny.
Does anyone know the best way of getting rid of the smell of dog poop from under your finger nails??
Cheers,
P
:D :D :D
G'day.
Send the video into the Funny Home Video Show and you could win $10,000.
However, If you do, you would need to share it out with the rest of us.
Hooroo.
Regards, Trevor.
Grafton
Be careful Zedman, some of those kids are likely to go apesh!t :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Zed
Which of course you could collect, put in a handbag and . . . . . .Quote:
Originally Posted by AlexS
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:D
On a similar vein but a bit more malicious. Put the poo in a paper bag, put in the door step of your victem, ring the door bell, light the bag and retire.
They open the door, see the fire and stamp it out......... :eek:
On that note, my wife's uncle was a bit of a bignoting nasty basket round town type, who, the morning after one particulary rowdy meeting of the Progress Association woke to find a large curly piece of human waste on his front porch.
Because he wasn't the sort of person to take things lying down, instead of hosing it off and going to read the paper, he called the Police.
After pointing at it and screaming at the young Constable, Uncle R finally yelled: "WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT??".
Young Constable, (unaware that uncle was a good mate of the Minister for Police in those corrupt and pre-Fitzgerald Inquiry days) looked him straight in the eye, and with dead pan face replied:
"Mate, if no-one claims it in the next seven days, you can keep it!"
Cheers,
P
macca said
>Dad thought he had a chook for dinner so grabbed the bag and headed for home. >Opened the bag and was confronted by one angry moggy.
>you can't win 'em all
But bein' as how I ain't an Ausie, what is 'chook' and what's a 'moggy'? (Chicken? Snake?)
Chook equals chickenQuote:
Originally Posted by Rabbit
Moggy equals Cat - very angry at being put in bag
Cheers:)
flea - minus one point to you - you had an oppotunity to sledge a sep and you failed. tsk tsk.... :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by flea1607
True, but then again Rabbit might turn out as good as Ryan Archer.Quote:
Originally Posted by Zed
Unlikely. :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by Termite
If he was going to turn out as good as Firie Ryan he'd have found a way to check out Aussie vernacular without being quite so obvious. A big call for a seppo, admittedly, but we have very high standards for these blokes to aspire to. ;)
Give me a break guys - only new at this thing. Anyway do you really want to put Rabbit off this early. Don't want to lose the future ops do you. He has less posts than me, trying to keep him around so you guys can really go to town. And I did not even pick up his mistake about "Ausie" him being so new and all.
Rabbit - for your info - Sep - Seppos - Thats an enduring term for Yanks ;) (Americans).
Cheers
You'd want to be able to run faster than 280 feet per second. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by echnidna
Dan