cant think of a title

Mary Had a little lamb,
It ran in to a pylon
10,000 volts up its ****
Turned its wool to nylon.

Mary had a little skirt,
that was spilt right up the sides
And everytime that Mary sat,
the boys could see her thighs.

Mary had another skirt,
it was split right up the front
But she didn't where it very often.

Mary had a little watch
she swallowed it one day
now she's taking epson salts
to pass the time away.

The epson salts, they did not work
the watch, it did not pass
so if you want to know he time
you look up Mary's... Aunty, she has a lovely watch. :rolleyes: