It is not so much that you are an "in your face" type of person, you are more an "off the screen" type of person.
I don't live in a suburb, just a simple country bumpkin, but my screen (notebook) is 1680 wide.
Let's take one of your threads that has a few pictures in it and look at your pictures on my 1680 screen.
First of all not one of the vertical pictures can be be seen without scrolling, rather negating the "minimum" clicks design brief you talked about.
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Even the horizontal one doesn't fit on my 1680 wide screen.
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So rather than getting the whole story across, people have scroll up and down and side to side to see what you are talking about.
It appears to me that if you reduced the size of your picture a bit, your story would be clearer and easier to read.
Now if we were a photograpic forum, that would be different.
The ducks fit on the screen no prob. There is supposed to be a limit of 100 pictures per album, as far as I know no limit on the number of albums.