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The redneck flattens a fine looking slab by first slurping and then stomping.
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LOL.
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The redneck flattens a fine looking slab by first slurping and then stomping.
Called Kimberley cold, if you cant drink them you actually arent thirsty. About the only way to drink Emu BitterQuote:
Originally Posted by glock40sw
I see your mate has a stash of cans ready for building his Christmas tree.Quote:
Originally Posted by damian
I know I live in the sticks near a small town, but there is a Christmas display in town made of beer cans....pics in the morning.
He's not my mate, I'm not good looking enough to hang about with that type....:D
Your house still has the"WIDE LOAD" sign on the back same on the Missus
Your Wife still has the"WIDE LOAD" sign on Her back
You got stopped by a Cop He asked you if you had an I.D.And you said, 'Bout What?'
Your sister is the third generation of women in your family to conceive a baby as a result of an alien abduction. :o
If you can burp and say your name at the same time, you're shur'nuff a redneck.
<table bgcolor="red" border="2" cellpadding="6"><tbody><tr><td align="middle">Your father executes the "pull my finger"
trick during Christmas dinner.
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<table bordercolordark="silver" bordercolorlight="silver" bgcolor="maroon" border="3" cellpadding="12" cellspacing="3"><tbody><tr><td>You believe dual air bags refer
to your wife and mother-in-law.
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Redneck Jokes
Your father executes the "pull my finger"
trick during Christmas dinner.
I do that too...:2tsup:
All the kids love it..
You obviously represent a sub species Glock.:qQuote:
Originally Posted by glock40sw
There are more beer cans on the ground next to your trailer than there are in it.
GLOCK- do you park the car on the nature strip (vic name for what some others call a verge I think) because of too much broken glass and rubbish hiding in the long grass up your drive:D
Do the neighbours mention to you often about the smells coming from your place --and you think they are talking about the bosses fine cooking
In retrospect, his avatar is a bit of a give-away. He sounds like a gun-totin', corn-pipe-smokin', cousin-pokin', finger-pullin' kind of guy.Quote:
Originally Posted by AUSSIE
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Originally Posted by Woodwould
You been spying over my fence, Woodwould???:oo:
And stop oggling my cousin Dorreen.:(( She's all mine....And my brothers...And grandpappy's.......and cousin Bob's too, even if she is his sister.:;
I gotta go load some ammo is case them thar city folk come sniffen around cousin Dorreen. Now where did I leave the banjo.:D
As promised....a pic of the Avoca beer can decorations.
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It's gotta be better than this :oo:.Quote:
Originally Posted by watson
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