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"police are searching for my twin brother, who has not obviously looked after himself as well as me, and whom I haven't seen since that wedgie in church episode....... "
News today we are looking for a rapist.........no not a rapist a Rapist you know a black dude who sings
Our caption department sucks. We're not looking for the rapist, we're looking for a therapist.
Sorry, it's been a looong day. :~
Wheelin' can take the baton.
O.K. Here's one while we're waiting on Wheelin'.:D
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Grannies a coming, get out af the way.
Dang! I knew I shoulda spent that money on a new hip instead of this zoot suit!
Granny Jones commences her new runup for the Jindabyne CWAA Jumble Sale
"Wow! This is scary! Next time I'm gonna take the bus."
:o Sorry guy's didn't think mine would do any good back ASAP with a pic
mean while to GJ
It's a flaming long way down this hill I started it when I was just 25 yrs of age I am now 85:oo:
"They said once I turned 80 it would be all downhill from there!"
Yoda's pussy
"the catfood improves around here, or tonight you sleep on the moon..."
If you want to get maximum results, you're better of only using one dynamite stick at a time to take advantage of my nine lives
my backs killing me, these heat pads are great
Later that day, the dog's kennel was blown up by a suicide bomber.
Hope they didnt put brocoli in my dinner....
Yes, I'm a Persian kitty... got a problem with that?
CHeers
Michael
Go ahead and laugh. I'm not the one with a bomb in my slipper. :dev:
Ern check out the veiw from the front as well:doh::doh:Quote:
Originally Posted by Grumpy John
"Ok! So how do I get on the plane again? "
take it away mic-d
OK, I better get searching...
Cheers
Michael
Long preface sorry.
Here's one I hope is OK. It's a camera phone photo as our digital camera died a while ago and the only one I was able to take because it topped off my phone memory. The photo is of SWMBO and Caritza (the one who accidentally stove her head in) after she won warmblood mare at the Brookfield show. SWMBO was trying to make her look interested. The end.:-
Watch the birdie.
Keep yanking on the lead, lady, and I'll have a 'talk' to my little persian kitty friend...
Finger puppets, my ar**,where are the sugar lumps???:o:o
"I don't care. The car won't start. You'll have to pull your own trailer."
The taxidermist had dropped of Dobbin in the yard, but how was she going to get him in the house?
"look into my eyes. You are getting sleepy........ The next time someone clicks their fingers you will sing "I did it my way!"......"
Looks of a thoroughbred, stubbornness of a mule and sense of an ass. And then there's the horse...
:brick:
The glue factory :o now hang lets reconsider
Yeah lady, so you're one hand and four fingers high. Big deal.
You will do what you're told or Mic will have you in the shed in the glue pot.
It's yours Ern:)Quote:
Originally Posted by rsser
Cheers
Michael
Ta ...
Sign says 'Software and Hardware Training, Desktop Publishing, Hardware Maintenance'
Telstra's help desk
'Software and Hardware Training, Desktop Publishing, Hardware Maintenance,
and Hand-carved computers.'
least they don't waste any money on cosmetic trifles.