thought it might give his new recipe a lift. Before Wongo could grab the tasty morsel Barry.....
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thought it might give his new recipe a lift. Before Wongo could grab the tasty morsel Barry.....
grabbed the corner of the towel wrapped around Wongo's naughty bits and pulled. As the towel hit the floor the puppy leapt into action and...
latched on to Wongo's family jewels. Screaming in agony Wongo cried out
"OK - OK .. release this hound and I'll tell you the secret ingredient to..."
add to the scotch fillet and the vegies which makes it
taste like your mum's favourite recipe.
"Strewth no!" cried John. "My mum's favourite recipe was tripe and onions and to this day, whenever I smell the stuff I get ...
"Ah So" interjected the lead Iron Chef "we love Twipe and onions - most of what we cook on TV is mainly Twipe so tell us the secret ingredient and we will give you back your family jewels!"
Just as an agonised Wongo was about to spill the beans and let be known the family secret passed down for many generations to all the first born male Wongos, John yelled out "Ducks Nuts" and ...
chicken lips on a leg of mince,mmmmmmmm
mmmeaning that the secret recipe was out!
The iron chefs released Wongo's meat and two veg and scurried off to test out the secret.
"Tricked them!" yelled John. "I lied! Now Wongo, you owe me. I just saved you from a fate worse than death!"
Wongo looked sadly after the departing iron chefs. "I know John, and in repayment, I'm going to ...
share my 'hot tub' filled with mountain goats milk and honey". This should restore your ruggedly handsome looks and sex appeal. "Is it pasteurised?" asked John. "No -- just up to your chin.. so you will have to hold your breath and dive under." "Is it safe?" asked John
who hasn't taken a dive in his long career as the "Munruben Mauler."
"Sure is!" yelled Tea Lady (who has built a reputation at being known to talk underwater without stopping for breath) from the next tub.
And so it Ends
while old pharts take their cranky naps. Back to the hot tub. Who was the mongrel who outbid me on ebay? Yep, just as I suspected. It was ...
It was I, The Mighty Feathered one! The Funky Fowl!
The ebay was incidentally a book entitled, "How to keep for threads G-rated", by none other than...
just about everybody. Now the only task was to find a....
a way to unravel Ernie's G-String undies which he seems to have in a knot and then pursue Wongo who has taken off after the Iron Chefs in hope of finding out how they prevent their Chinese Fried Ducks from Peek-ing at the customers.
Wongo seems to lead a full and interesting life doesn't he? It is time to explore Wongo's motivation for doing the things he does.
His fascination for peeping ducks comes from an early childhood experience. At the age of four he encountered a ...