Giving this one to Fly.
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Ta,
there's timber in it.
King Solomon only wanted to cut a baby in half to share it between two women.
Getting ready for the woodcutters vasectomy
"Where do I put the wood?"
Regards
Paul
Fred threatened a starkers hunger strike if they took his woodpile
Oh lordy; ah see TWO snakes hidin' in that there woodpile!!!
With one last mighty push Cletus finally cleared his constipation; vowing never again to chew on his "wittlin' sticks"
The West Virgina Little Theatre auditions for 'Joan of Arc' had taken an odd turn.
Not part of the competition. Just an observation........
The scary thing is that YES there are real people like that out there. Many years ago I had the illegal chance to work around good ole USA and got off the beaten track and met 'real?' people. At times it was more than scary, then I came back here and OMG found similar folks in Australia. Just sayin.
CHORUS : " I wood do anything for love,........."
but I won't do that!
I can't enter but this here's mine....