a wooden ...
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a wooden ...
...oval...
serving platter filled with....
... peaty ...
...pity patty party pies...
porky pies
... and it was a porky pie that Roger the Cabin Boy had told when he said to the captain:-
"Yer sausage and mash has gone over the side"
It hadn't. What had happened, of course, was ...
Roger had spilled some shellawax on the plate of food and...
through one of those freak occurences caused it to be transported to the galley of an alien spaceship which
..was carrying Fgurgle the triple breasted whoire (remember her?).
Fgurgle looked at the bangers and mash and ...
exclaimed loudly.."Bloody Hell...Craig must have broadband! Then burst into song....It's 9 o'clock on a Saturday.....
After a few seconds of wincing at the, less than melodious, sound of her own voice she looked at her meal again and thought to herself "Why do those sausages remind me of Semen Staines big? ..
toe, which is rather odd because his fingers also look like sausages. Why is she thinking of sausages. Is it because she has maternal stirrings and feel that a good.....
bit of pork on her fork would put her in the mood?
No actually. What it did do was to remind her what a complete and utter tosser Seaman Staines was and how shabbily he'd treated her when he'd chained her to his Triton.
In fact it mad her so angry that....
he started a saturation bombing type advertising campaign to convince most Australian woodies that the said triton was actually a good bit of gear...