I call this one "Hanging twenty!"
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I call this one "Hanging twenty!"
Patrick Swayze meets Ronald McDonald
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Originally Posted by Skew ChiDAMN!!
Had to flip the coin and Skew won the toss, so over to you Skew :2tsup:Quote:
Originally Posted by mic-d
Try dis 'un...
"Um... Dad... can you hear a cello?"
Suckers
eeny meeny minny mo pick a diver down they go
oh man! i've been struggling to come up with one and then I read this!Quote:
Originally Posted by rotten_66
Nice one :2tsup:
Cheers,
Dave
30 Seconds later, the shark discovered that humans also output ink like a squid, when scared. It is just brown and smelly......
or
Shark to itself: Remember, don't eat the round tubes on their backs, they make you fart
Shark Bait
It's OK, I switched her shark repellant for fish oil!
Shark: I love da part where dey turn around!
You're more likely to be hit crossing the road than.....
Look out!!!
There's a lawyer behind you!!!:roll::roll:
That's not a smile, this is a smile...
Cheers
Michael
I'll pass it to Gra for coming up with the most... "out of the blue." :D
(Lignin is really gonna have to work out how to post pix, though. :rolleyes:)
Skew,
My efforts with this infernal machine are not unlike yours with THAT chisel.:no:
All looks well until........DAMN(or, in my case, worse profanity):o
I am a founder member of the Australian Chapter of Luddites.:roll:
Thanks for compliment, though.:)
Keep movement to a minimum so that we don't attract any sha........................
Lignin, email the pic to me and I will put it up for you.
Sorry been playing Mr Mom, didnt notice I needed to post a new one...
Try this....
Just slide into the left lane and take the next exit.
ahh, that's just the Special State School for Surplus Students
Tour Guide: ..."and this section of the battlements was constructed just before the castle's demise by Harald the Tight in 1706. Notice the lack of crenellations, meutrieres, machicolations and... well... general lack."
(Before anyone asks: Google is your friend. :p)
The bus has been running late all year so we came up with this nifty way to speed things up
Peter
"No, Mrs Jones. We don't actually expel unruly pupils."
Why humpty dumpty had a great fall.
Cheers
Michael
I just said "go play in the traffic "
"But, Mrs Jones, we DO propel the unruly ones.:2tsup::2tsup:
Reduces staff stress, we find!!:oo::oo:
but my quote didn't form part of my post thus had to enter moreQuote:
Originally Posted by psychopaths handbook
Your good at this Lignin...... Special mention to Skew for the most obscure...Quote:
Originally Posted by Lignin
either one post a new one
Picture on Lignins behalf.
Sorry about being a pdf.
Here
And don't forget!! I want the white shirts and my underpants ironed or you'll loose the use of the company vehicle!
:bns:
1. Latest donations of clothing to the bushfire appeal arrive
2. Eddie Mcguire (replace with overpaid idiot of choice) taking home is salary.
3. bonus day at bank of china
A Zimbabwean dropping down the street for a loaf of bread
Thanks Gra.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gra
recycled pet bottles from parliament house.
Chinas attempt to build its own Goodyear blimp for the Olympics was never mentioned again
Dysentery Doctor doing house calls:doh::doh: